59 Things A Man Should Never Do Past 30
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- thinman
1. Coin his own nickname.
2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
4. Hacky sack. [I need enligtening on this termonology]
5. Name his penis his name plus junior. [ this one I totally agree with! Hmm..., let your wife or girl name it instead!LOL]
6. Hang art with tape.
7. Hang The Scream, unless he stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo.
8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?" [this one is lame!]
10. Skip. [Enough said - oh boy!]
11. Take a camera to a nude beach.
12. Let his father do his taxes.
13. Tap on the glass.
14. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?" [even at a concert?]
15. Use the word collated on his resume.
16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
19. Give shout-outs.
20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 411" for information, or "the 313" for Detroit.
21. Hug amusement-park characters.
22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
23. Wake up to a "morning zoo."
24. Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."
25. Request extra sprinkles.
26. Air drum.
27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.
30. Sleep on a bare mattress.
31. End a conversation with "later skater."
32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"
34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."
39. Whine.
40. Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On."
41. Purchase fireworks.
42. Google the word vagina.
43. Ride a pony.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.
45. Hit 13 against a 6.
46. Organize a party bus.
47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it.
49. Keg stands.
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-th... dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.
53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
54. Read The Fountainhead.
55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.
56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
57. Own a vanity plate.
58. Whippits.
59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."
- xenicon0
ever
- thinman0
Let me add a few more:
1. Never ask for seperate checks
2. Never peel out at work
3. Stop playing fucking video gamesyou fucking dorks
- k0na_an0k0
haha... that list rocked.
I only (thankfully) do one of those things. I have a vanity plate.
- thinman0
what's it say k0na_an0k?
2Cool4U?
:)
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
remove one of them from the list and insert "do not post long-ass lists in the PVN when you should be working"
- kyl30
make a ponytail out of the last strands of one's balding head
- k0na_an0k0
haha... no it says..
X WWW X
It's due to expire soon and I'm not going to renew it again. Who cares really.
- thinman0
Enter response:
remove one of them from the list and insert "do not post long-ass lists in the PVN when you should be working"
PonyBoy
(Apr 20 06, 07:57)yeah fucking christ Im a lazy fuck
//wheres my bong
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
remove one of them from the list and insert "do not post long-ass lists in the PVN when you should be working"
PonyBoy
(Apr 20 06, 07:57)yeah fucking christ Im a lazy fuck
wheres my dong
thinman
(Apr 20 06, 07:59)
- paraselene0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clo…
who wants to come to the science museum?
- paraselene0
hehe. oops. but y'all are invited, too.
- grunttt0
I disagree with the home brew thing.
- thinman0
haha... no it says..
X WWW X
It's due to expire soon and I'm not going to renew it again. Who cares really.
k0na_an0k
(Apr 20 06, 07:59)awesome
- kyl30
yeah, don't really know of anyone under 30 that home brews
- Ramanisky20
peace out bitches
*taps chest with fist
- grunttt0
say "wut up dawg?"
- ross0
no one's going to tell me i cannot read the fountain head.
- radar0
I will be doing these into my 70's
41. Purchase fireworks.
42. Google the word vagina.
