BloodNinja
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- Ramanisky2
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
- version30
nurse...timeline...STAT
- garett_west0
is there a timeline that goes back far enough for that?
- Ramanisky20
no no I thought this one is new
dammit
shit
ok ok timeline my ass
- Ramanisky20
probably not
*jumps out window
- chootka0
here is the real bloodninja:
- uberdesigner0
A: you wouldn't pee on me for real?
B: $135
B: no no... 120$
A: alright - that's fair
B: no.. $130
A: 120 and you've got a deal
A: you mean you wouldn't do that just for the fun of it? phooey
B: hey.. it's a sellers market, baby
A: what's that mean?Now A gives me his phone #... which I am loathe not to publish...I called him.. and in my very best porno girl voice told him I had a surprise for him... then I poured water into the toilet... an alluring sound to a urine lover.