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• dinky

  Back by popular demand of one, post your questions and I will answer them. Giving the Dinky point of view.

  This thread brought to you by, DesignIsDinky supported by Crouwel.

  Apr 8, 06, 5:43 p.m. – Permalink

• khilled

  How small is Dinky's cock?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:47 p.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  Dinky,

  I was thinking of creating a logo for you. It consists of a silhouette of two chipmunks procreating, underneath the letters DiD, whereas the first and third letter are in capitals.

  It will be a logo for a new designportal called DesignIsDinky, where the only contributor will be Dinky, who also happens to be the only visitor.

  My question is, will Dinky appreciate this gesture?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:48 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  How small is Dinky's cock?
  khilled
  (Apr 8 06, 17:47)

  the question should have been "how big is Dinky's cock?"

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:48 p.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  Dear Dinky what should I do with my life? I have no direction.

  I have spent too much time in school, completing a third program, yet I still don't have a clue.

  Regards,

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:48 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  My question is, will Dinky appreciate this gesture?
  Crouwel
  (Apr 8 06, 17:48)

  I will be ever greatful. I will put out just for that. But you are cute so I will put out anyways.

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:49 p.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  Dear Dinky what should I do with my wife? I have no erection.

  I have spent too much time on Newstoday, completing a third account, yet I still don't have a clue.

  Regards,

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:49 p.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  Dear Dinky what should I do with my wife? I have no erection.

  I have spent too much time on Newstoday, completing a third account, yet I still don't have a clue.

  Regards,
  Crouwel
  (Apr 8 06, 17:49)

  This is also my second question.

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:51 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  Dear Canuck

  Your direction should be forward and not backward. or right side, or left side, but maybe up but def not down.

  In short answer, what you take in school does not matter what you do. if you can bullshit as I have over years, you can get any job you want.

  I am a political science drop out who has had over 9 jobs in 10 years. my first job, i sat at the computer not knowing what to do.

  Its not what you do, its how you bull shit to sell your self.

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:51 p.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  Its not what you do, its how you bull shit to sell your self.
  dinky
  (Apr 8 06, 17:51

  You are right. I thank you. Your wisdom knows no bounds.

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:52 p.m. – Permalink

• enjine

  Dear Dinky,

  sssup?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:52 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  Dear Crouwel and Canuck

  I was watching this program about penial pump. it helps you get erection in an instant.

  But as for Canuck, calling your Teddy Bear your wife is a bit creepy. I think you need to get out of your dorm room and get laid by some drunk chick at the local small town bar.

  Crouwel, you are being a legend at NT, do you need more than that?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:53 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  dinky,

  balls.

  love,
  flavorful

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:54 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  Dear Enjine

  nothing is up really. just sitting here answering quetsions. Dont expect me to say my penis is up

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:54 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  Dear Falvorful_4

  please ask a question. or address me as dear, your highness, god, etc

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:55 p.m. – Permalink

• khilled

  How disproportionate are Dicky's balls to his cock?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:55 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  Dear Khilled

  I am not sure if you are referring to me or Dick Cheney.

  For Dick Cheney, he does not have balls or penis

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:56 p.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  How disproportionate are Dicky's balls to his cock?
  khilled
  (Apr 8 06, 17:55)

  wrong.
  again:

  Dear Sir Dinky,
  How disproportionate is your cock to your balls?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:58 p.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  not the other way around.

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 5:59 p.m. – Permalink

• dinky

  Dear Crouwel / Khiled

  My balls are relatively small. but my penis is ok.

  in mathmatical ratio, i say its about 12:23293 for ball versus penis

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 6:03 p.m. – Permalink

• brooke

  Dear Dinky,

  How should I kill myself?

  Love,
  Me

  • sleeping pills + warm bath– Llyod1/2

    + bottle of wine– Llyod2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 06, 6:04 p.m. – Permalink