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- dinky
Back by popular demand of one, post your questions and I will answer them. Giving the Dinky point of view.
This thread brought to you by, DesignIsDinky supported by Crouwel.
- khilled0
How small is Dinky's cock?
- Crouwel0
Dinky,
I was thinking of creating a logo for you. It consists of a silhouette of two chipmunks procreating, underneath the letters DiD, whereas the first and third letter are in capitals.
It will be a logo for a new designportal called DesignIsDinky, where the only contributor will be Dinky, who also happens to be the only visitor.
My question is, will Dinky appreciate this gesture?
- dinky0
How small is Dinky's cock?
khilled
(Apr 8 06, 17:47)the question should have been "how big is Dinky's cock?"
- canuck0
Dear Dinky what should I do with my life? I have no direction.
I have spent too much time in school, completing a third program, yet I still don't have a clue.
Regards,
- dinky0
My question is, will Dinky appreciate this gesture?
Crouwel
(Apr 8 06, 17:48)I will be ever greatful. I will put out just for that. But you are cute so I will put out anyways.
- Crouwel0
Dear Dinky what should I do with my wife? I have no erection.
I have spent too much time on Newstoday, completing a third account, yet I still don't have a clue.
Regards,
- canuck0
Dear Dinky what should I do with my wife? I have no erection.
I have spent too much time on Newstoday, completing a third account, yet I still don't have a clue.
Regards,
Crouwel
(Apr 8 06, 17:49)This is also my second question.
- dinky0
Dear Canuck
Your direction should be forward and not backward. or right side, or left side, but maybe up but def not down.
In short answer, what you take in school does not matter what you do. if you can bullshit as I have over years, you can get any job you want.
I am a political science drop out who has had over 9 jobs in 10 years. my first job, i sat at the computer not knowing what to do.
Its not what you do, its how you bull shit to sell your self.
- canuck0
Its not what you do, its how you bull shit to sell your self.
dinky
(Apr 8 06, 17:51You are right. I thank you. Your wisdom knows no bounds.
- enjine0
Dear Dinky,
sssup?
- dinky0
Dear Crouwel and Canuck
I was watching this program about penial pump. it helps you get erection in an instant.
But as for Canuck, calling your Teddy Bear your wife is a bit creepy. I think you need to get out of your dorm room and get laid by some drunk chick at the local small town bar.
Crouwel, you are being a legend at NT, do you need more than that?
- flavorful0
dinky,
balls.
love,
flavorful
- dinky0
Dear Enjine
nothing is up really. just sitting here answering quetsions. Dont expect me to say my penis is up
- dinky0
Dear Falvorful_4
please ask a question. or address me as dear, your highness, god, etc
- khilled0
How disproportionate are Dicky's balls to his cock?
- dinky0
Dear Khilled
I am not sure if you are referring to me or Dick Cheney.
For Dick Cheney, he does not have balls or penis
- Crouwel0
How disproportionate are Dicky's balls to his cock?
khilled
(Apr 8 06, 17:55)wrong.
again:Dear Sir Dinky,
How disproportionate is your cock to your balls?
- Crouwel0
not the other way around.
- dinky0
Dear Crouwel / Khiled
My balls are relatively small. but my penis is ok.
in mathmatical ratio, i say its about 12:23293 for ball versus penis
- brooke0
Dear Dinky,
How should I kill myself?
Love,
Me