NT Roast: Friday
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_salisae_
You know the rules. Lets keep it fun like before. I'll start.
Salisae once thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company and wondered why her phone company didn't offer drive through service.
- Jaline0
ghetto mammmaaaaaaa
- todelete__20
She spent 20 minutes staring at a can of Orange Juice because it said "Concentrate"
- todelete__20
Jaline. You're Monday.
Fyi.
:)
- Rand0
so hot bea arthur would fuck her with snuggles' dick?
- Rand0
wait--that didn't come out right
- todelete__20
She wore a shirt for 6 years that read "TGIF" which the thought meant This Goes In Front.
Tuff crowd.
- robotron3k0
so hot bea arthur would fuck her with snuggles' dick?
Rand
(Apr 7 06, 09:14)ummm... by that remark i can tell you're married
- garett_west0
Salisae could suck a grown man through a swirly straw.
- blaw0
_salisea_ had a part time job as a police officer. one day she pulled over jaline for speeding.
_salisea_ saunters up to jaline's window and requests ID.
"what's ID?"
"it's a little square thing in your purse with your picture on it."
jaline digs through her purse and comes out with a compact. she looks at her reflection, smiles, and passes it through the window to _salisea_.
_salisea_ grabs the compact, flips the lid, smiles at her reflection, and passes the mirror back to jaline, stating, "sorry, i didn't realize you were a cop."
- Jaline0
The day Shari makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day she starts making vacuum cleaners.
- laahshi0
when _salisae_ was in 7th grade she climbed to the top of Big Canyon Gorge where she jumped off spinning into 47 somersaults screaming her love for dooddie.
:)
- laahshi0
dont eat beans with _salisae_ because when she farts its splatters.
- laahshi0
_salisae_ is the template used in creating garbage pail kids stickers.
- UndoUndo0
salisae spent four weeks at the paint store looking for tartan paint
- todelete__20
This one time... at band camp... salisae stuck 23 flutes, 2 trombones, 47 drumsticks and the midget named tony into her p*ssy. She was the basis of the character in American Pie, but due to budget restraints had to scale it down to only one flute.
Salisae later killed the director with a flute.
- _salisae_0
:O
- garett_west0
When she eats burritos the terror level goes to red in the United States.
(That one sucked)
- todelete__20
It's all out of love salisae.
:)
- todelete__20
salisae dated the Star Wars kid for three months but he dumped her because she didn't know how to handle his light saber in battle.
- robotron3k0
+½