uncomfortable workspace
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- vwsung18t
i can't stand this department behind me. they just laughed like idiots the whole day. the only thing they talk about are video games and how incompetent they are at managing relationships with their clients. there's one kid that just has the same monotone laugh that everyone in my department makes fun of by imitating it everytime he does it. he still hasn't noticed it or just ignores it because he is scared.
anyway, i've been trying to be patient and tried to deal with it. i just bought expensive noise-cancelling headphones in hopes of drowning out that department. but i can still hear their annoying banter.
should i say something to my department director? or should i just turn my ipod up high enough that i blow out my eardrums?
- kon230
go out to the local joke shop.
grab some water balloons.
fill them up secretly in the toilets and smuggle them to your desk.
when they start fannying about, bombard them all (and their computers) with water balloons
THEN phone your boss and tell him to get his ass down there cos the monkeys are having a water balloon fight IN the office.make sure you burst one on the back of your seat and wet the back of yourself too - say they targetted you from where they were sitting too.
- vwsung18t0
how about i take it one step further. do everything you listed AND order hookers for them.
- kon230
nah, not the hookers - cos all they have to do is act all disgusted around the hookers and your boss will figure you've set them up.
order in one of those live sex shows instead
- vwsung18t0
you can order in live sex shows!? where do i order?
- Sven_sk0
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