eye sex
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- skt0
You can't get pregnant your first time.
- digitalswarm0
Jaline... My partner and I were wondering if you would be generous enough to... Give us one of your eyes. You see, we are very much in love, but also very blind.
- flavorful0
You can't get pregnant your first time.
skt
(Jun 9 06, 09:27)Or if you're underwater.
- Jaline0
wrongo, skt.
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Jaline... My partner and I were wondering if you would be generous enough to... Give us one of your eyes. You see, we are very much in love, but also very blind.
digitalswarm
(Jun 9 06, 09:33)I'm finding out the results of my test first, but you'll be the first in line.
- winter0
Or if you're underwater.
flavorful
(Jun 9 06, 09:35)
--------------------------really? then why so many fish?
- flavorful0
You can't get pregnant your first time.
skt
(Jun 9 06, 09:27)Or if you're underwater.
flavorful
(Jun 9 06, 09:35)really? then why so many fish?
winter
(Jun 9 06, 10:46)Haha, I was adding to the things guy say to girls to get them in bed (or their ya-ya's underwater), haha.
Plus ... don't most fish lay eggs externally?
- Jaline0
flavor is a sexpert.
- flavorful0
And perv...pert, haha.
- Jaline0
we're all pervs.
you can tell b/c we're talking about eye sex.
- winter0
rofl @ ya-ya's...
* rises cup and celebrates to fish-eye photography.
- digitalswarm0
"Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."
- Jaline0
Wedding Crashers didn't invent the term, but everyone thinks that film did. I've been using it since high school (which admittedly wasn't that long ago)!
so.....psshhhaa
- flavorful0
Hahaha ... my little cousin found some site where you can upload images of your face and it would put it over top the cast of Wedding Crashers for the trailer.
She did one of me as Owen Wilson and her as ... not the girl who he likes (that'd just be creepy), and it was ridiculous.
... And creepy.
Creepy and ridiculous - two of my favourite things!
- winter0
Scuba-diving has a whole new meaning for me now.
- Tara0
at one point does it become sex?
after holding for 2 seconds...
5 seconds...raise of the eyebrows??
- flavorful0
Ahem ... isn't it whenever uh ... eye boogies shoot out?
- Jaline0
you can do whatever you want with your eyes. no need for missionary all the time.
- taragee0
i dunno man when it gets in tehre it burrrrns ;(
- version30
what.
the.
fuck...is going on in this thread?!?!
- travisbarto0
i need to stop reading on the train. There could be a zebra running lose and I wouldn't know about it.