"Mash-up" - Americans and Brits: The Little Differences Pt 2
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- pascii0
i'm not fuckin a monkey, choss!
- kelpie0
I just came out of my edit suit the now and shouted 'hairy fuckin monkey' in a broad scots dialect just as a prospetive client was getting shown around :\
chossy
(Mar 24 06, 07:08)oops
- vespa0
yeeeehaw!
*tazers garettwest in the BestWurst
- chossy0
yeah I'm in trouble, proper stare from mr boss man :\ mind you I got a letter waiting for me at home from a job I applied for :D fingers crossed my sweet sweet buddies :D
- determinedmoth0
America was founded by people from all other parts of the world in search of a better life. Those left behind are still bitter today.
Question
(Mar 24 06, 06:56)hahahaha.
You're damn right.
It's hard here man. Show some compassion! We have to think for ourselves and everything. Hell - I only get 4 and one-half channels on my Television! And there's a run on toothpaste... just the other day I had to suck a lime, and some punk ass kid crossed MY FUCKING LAWN! I couldn't shoot him or anything... just had to give him a good ticking-off.
Sucks.
- kelpie0
I'll psychically ensure your success chossy
*sends out psychic vibes
- g3kk0k1d0
vespa how can you claim to compare Americans when Texas is New New Mexico?
- garettwest0
yeeeehaw!
*tazers garettwest in the BestWurst
vespa
(Mar 24 06, 07:14)dear god in heaven, outside of my blatantly racist and ethnocentric American comments, im really beginning to love this foreign lassie. youre more than welcome to come back and sprank me anybum.
- kendo0
heloo
- vespa0
spranking sounds decidedly suspect. i aint sprankin no interweb cowboy!
*rides off into new new mexican sunset with a crate of that hideous dos equis lager that tastes suspiciously like something they save for the foreigners
- mrdobolina0
HAHAH, dos equis
- radar0
no the worst are those called Panama, staright swill.
- Mimio0
Not to keep this thing(whatever it is) going but you have to admit that a lot europeans behave like they're Alexis de Tocqueville when they visit the US. It comes off as arrogant, plus you're usually the loudest people in the restaurant.
- determinedmoth0
ah come now Mimio... Use of the term "restaurant" leads us to believe you have fine cuisine.
- mrdobolina0
Isnt British food supposed to be the most flavorless food on the planet? Or is that Irish food? ;)
- Question0
ah come now Mimio... Use of the term "restaurant" leads us to believe you have fine cuisine.
determinedmoth
(Mar 24 06, 07:42)You would have to venture outside of a McDonalds to find the 90% of fine cuisine when you visit here next time determinedmoth. You cannot pretend New York doesn't have some of the finest restaurants. You wont win that argument. ;-)
- Question0
I have never heard of anyone excited to visit England for the food.
- vespa0
i went to a lovely french restaurant in texas. i'm not joking. the only detail they missed was having packets of sugar and blue and yellow packets of saccharine instead of sugar lumps but the wine and fish were incredible.
london food is shit but it's getting better. anything good has been stolen from other cultures (no different from the US i guess?)
- Mimio0
Ah... comments on cuisine from the country that utilizes the "boiled" and "salt" flavors to the hilt.
- determinedmoth0
Everything in New York is assimilated from somewhere else. In fact, McDonalds IS authentic american cuisine, is it not? And one does have to shout in those places.