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- mg33
http://www.suntimes.com/output/n…
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
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"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
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"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
- kelpie0
'usualy' suggests this happens quite a lot...
- codfather0
I want pictures.
- todelete__20
there are stupid... stupid people in this world
haha.
- UndoUndo0
cock
- skt0
Waking up in the cells is a bad craic at the best of times.
- IRNlun60
they should remove his package completely... that'll show him.
...hahaha throwing knives and his shlong... I can just picture the cops reaction seeing a prick flying at them with a barrage of knives in th mix.
- kelpie0
do you reckon he paniced when he realised he was running out of ammo or something?
- flavorful0
The title of this thread is very apt.
As I uttered the statement aloud upon reading.
- IRNlun60
my guess is he thought it was his secret weapon...
"I'll throwing all my f'ing knives and they'll never see it coming!!"
- mg330
I think we need the ability to use a blood red title once a year in a post to signify how shocking something is. This would have been my one for the year.
- Ramanisky20
Iam gonna go ahead and guess
Heavy meth use?? ........
numnut
- chaztoo0
sounds like he missed the "Your Penis May Not Be Used As A Grenade" day in Health Class.
- flavorful0
my guess is he thought it was his secret weapon...
"I'll throwing all my f'ing knives and they'll never see it coming!!"
IRNlun6
(Mar 17 06, 07:13)That's a double entendre!
HI-OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- radar0
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- flavorful0
I wonder if he joined the "pen 15" club in grade school...
- chaztoo0
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radar
(Mar 17 06, 07:24)
---------------------------Um...those are neither knives nor penises. What are you talking about?
- radar0
Um...those are neither knives nor penises. What are you talking about?
chaztoo
(Mar 17 06, 07:37)Why don't you try making an ascii penis then, MR. Art Maker!
- kelpie0
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- skt0
to scale kelpie?
- kelpie0
if you're standing really far away, yes...