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- kbags
http://www.informationweek.com/s…
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A patent has been granted to a relatively unknown California Web-design firm for an invention its creator says covers the design and creation of most rich-media applications used over the Internet. The patent holder, Balthaser Online Inc., says it could license nearly any rich-media Internet application across a broad range of devices and networks.The patent--issued on Valentine's Day--covers all rich-media technology implementations, including Flash, Flex, Java, Ajax, and XAML, when the rich-media application is accessed on any device over the Internet, according to the patent holders."
- 4cY0
goodmorning. would you like a timeline with your eggs?
:)
- kyl30
key worrds
'The patent--issued on Valentine's Day'
- peteski0
milk or sugar?
- kyl30
hahaha janne
- kbags0
damn, i searched PVN for 'Balthaser'
- uberdesigner0
as long as it puts the lot of you out of business
- digitalswarm0
I'm going to need a break-down of that article in a Simple Text document ASAP.
FYI, I will choose the Victoria voice to read it back to me.
- mattyd0
i was thinking of buying the moon off the dude that applied for the ownership of it and then legally changing the moon's name to 'titty mcgriddle tits'.
i would then order the redubbing of any tv show or movie that says 'moon' in it. (ie: 'the honeymooners' -- 'im gonna send ya to titty mcgriddle tits, alice.')
- mg330
Haha mattyd.
- uberdesigner0
I call bullshit.
anyway, wouldnt this call for all of you to suck my dick?
- digitalswarm0
And you'd get some $ for the McDonald's product placement.
- mattyd0
And you'd get some $ for the McDonald's product placement.
digitalswarm
(Mar 15 06, 16:17)yeah. its a pretty failsafe plan if you ask me.
- kbags0
sad, i became a web dude because of this back in '98:
http://209.209.36.178/B1/home.ht…
but now i gotta dropkick his ass.