how to quit
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- piperboytoy
I just got a new job offer and planning to quit once i get the contract. I've only been at this job for a month and a week and i don't really need to give any notice.
Another designer here has been trying to quit for a week and they wouldn't let him. they told him to finish his project first. that is another 3 weeks. I just started my project so it will take at least 3 more months to do. i am not willing to stay that long.
Is there a diplomatic way of leaving within a week?
- robotron3k0
when yout tell your boss, just make sure to puntuate your point at the end by grabbing your crotch.
- flavorful0
2 weeks notice is the golden rule I thought.
If they say you can't after that, say fucking tough shit.
- skt0
Take a shit on your bosses desk. Whilst he is sitting at it.
- piperboytoy0
i haven't passed probation yet so do i still need to give 2 weeks? i can grab my crotch after I tell them.
- kev_charlton0
you in a contract where you have a set notice period? If not, just bugger off in yer lunch hour.
- Luckypp0
Bring in a bottle of Jack Daniels, and halfway down on the bottom draw a line and write on the line "quitting time."
Just start drinking and when you hit the line, they'll know what's up.
- Dancer0
Yeah what Kev said.
In the UK it's usually a week if your still within your probation period, but do check your contarct.
Just explain that it's not working out and you have found a role that suits you better.
He cannot make you stay longer than whats stated in your contract, if he tires to tell him to read it and shove it...
- MichaelFelt0
I would walk out, if they say you need to do these extra weeks, ask why?
if they have some legal stuff then your pretty fucked, but if not then just say goodbye and do one!
or say ill finish off the project if you pay me extra!!!!
or ill smack the make-up off your face - you silly boss man!
- BuddhaHat0
and then grab your crotch.
- todelete__20
Type out a resignation letter stating when you said you were going to leave, and when your last day will be. You can google 'resignation letters' and it will come up with a bunch.
They legally can not make you stay. I mean seriously... who the hell do they think they are?
Maybe when meeting with your boss casualy drop in the discussion how after two weeks you will be leaving and you are expecting the normal payment check. The only thing I can see happening is they try and screw you with your last check, but just drop in there that legally they can not and you have a good laywer. good luck!
- piperboytoy0
thanks. i will write a resignation letter and stating my last day. i will recommend them another designer who is interested in the work too.
- chossy0
kick his cunt in and throw a mua fackin cup at him gyeah.
- version30
oh nevermind, i thought it said "how to quilt"
- piperboytoy0
should i recommend my friend? he was asking me about my company because he likes to do visualization. but not sure if i should recommend him because the company is in chaos? i don't know him too well.
- thenuge0
just don't show up
- Engage0
have you actually asked them yet?
- piperboytoy0
ask them what? my friend? he said he wanted to come meet my bosses.
- piperboytoy0
Ok i just found out that my contract states i ahve to give 14 days written notice if i want to quit. But they can fire my ass anytime without notice within my probational period. is that legal for them to do that? i want out today!
- todelete__20
Just walk man. Or, give me your bosses phone number. I'll call him and go "COCK!" and when he asks in fury "WHO IS THIS?!?" I'll say your name and hang up.
Done.
- piperboytoy0
ok that wll work too.