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- chossy
Back at work on Monday and as I leave at 1am I see a man getting a blowjob from a prostitute sitting on the bonnet of my car :O, what do I do I open my car get in and lock my doors then try to shakily put my keys into my ignition.
I SAW HIS HAIRY ASS MAN.
- nadnerb0
what DID you do?
- nadnerb0
ah, oh, i mean. . .
- VectorMasked0
hahaha awesome!!!
- soda0
I SAW HIS HAIRY ASS MAN.
chossy
(Mar 1 06, 01:47)Did you miss a comma there or was there a Hairy man living up his arse?
- paraselene0
that's cute pretending you're traumatised chossy, which i'm sure you are, but i reckon the kind of traumatised you got right now is more the kind where you've been slavishly masturbating to the vision for the past 33 hours or so.
- chossy0
I dont punctuate I fear and disrespect it.
I am phoning the police today cause where I work os basically whore island and they all walk around our car park and around the nearby streets. We have a young good looking girl working for us and she will finish at late times also and she said she saw them begin when she was leaving before me, so I am fearful that someone might think hello I could grab her one night as our car park is quite private and hard to get out of if threatened, I will ask the police what measures we can take.
- paraselene0
that is pretty bad if there are people working late and the parking lot is poorly lit. maybe just putting in some new streetlights in the car park will help.
- chossy0
actually paraselene the car park has lights which come on due to movement and they light it up real well thats what shit me up cause I couldn't see them until it lit them up and I was like a meter away. Thing is the lights go out after ten seconds and if you stay beneath them they don't relight this is why folk come in our car park............
- phatlee0
Is it Leith where you work?
When I use to live on the Shore it use to be a bit of a dump but now its suddenly trendy to be seen there, especially with the Lighthouse being there full of wannabes...
- soda0
...this is why folk come in our car park............
chossy
(Mar 1 06, 02:28)in more ways than one it seems
- determinedmoth0
I'll bet it was MX.
- paraselene0
he did mention to me once that he has a hairy ass man that he's having trouble shaking.
- 5timuli0
I've seen Chossy's car park in the dark... not for that reason though ya dirty hoors...
- pascii0
i could need a BJ too these days...
- poomoo0
so this guy was getting a BJ on your car bonnet as you got in the car?
so what happened when u got in the car? did they just carry on untill he was done?
- UndoUndo0
did they not see/hear you getting into the car??
- skt0
did they not see/hear you getting into the car??
UndoUndo
(Mar 1 06, 04:27)chossy is like a furtive ninja.
- paraselene0
did they not see/hear you getting into the car??
UndoUndo
(Mar 1 06, 04:27)chossy is like a furtive ninja.
skt
(Mar 1 06, 04:29)like!?!?
- 5timuli0
Same thing happened next to my work a few months ago Chossy, girl getting boned on the bonnet of the guy in the office next door's BMW estate. He had to tell them to fuck off cause they weren't moving. Well, except for the obvious.