12 Rules of Life
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- thinman
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape--if it doesn't move and
it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are
"I apologize" and "you are right."4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her---believe them and
run like hell!7. Learn to pick your battles! Ask yourself; "Will this matter one year
from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat
s____ while it's still warm.9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
10. Living well really IS the best revenge. Being miserable because of a
bad or former relationship means that the other person was right about
you.11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you
can't take it with you.12. And finally... Be really good to your family and / or friends. You
never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan
- skt0
Now send this on to at least 10 people or the poor blind orphaned indian will spend the rest of their lives chained to a dead elephant.
- KuzIV0
aye, tell that to the Zapatistas!
- driftlab0
HAHAHA, skt.