the office pranks
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- kinetic
boy its all about nt today (i got snowed in so i'm home and bored all day ;))
anyways...let's hear some good office pranks a few of mine:
i cut a hole in the bottom of a cup in the water cooler dispensor so that someone gets water all over their nice shirt
the old print screen desktop then save printed screen as background and delete icons trick is always fun
sometimes i use php's mail function to send email to people from other people in the office...makes for some good confusion
:)
- D_Dot0
You got a day off and you're on a computer?
Go play outside...
- jox0
Last week we stole one guy's cellphone when he was in a meeting and sent a text message to the receptionist saying something like "I've been eyeing you out, what are you doing after work, cutie-butt?". Upon his return, he had an unread message saying "uhm.. look dude, you're nice and all...just not my kind. ok?"
- jox0
Go play outside...
D_Dot
(Feb 6 06, 11:12)Well, he's snowed IN, einstein.
^_^
- D_Dot0
Well, he's snowed IN, einstein.
^_^
jox
(Feb 6 06, 11:16)I didn't realize his house was burried in snow.. Do we need to send supplies?
- GreedoLives0
put little pieces of scotch tape into all his/her USB ports...very hard to detect unless you know what you're looking for and a guaranteed nuisance. You may, however, need tweezers on hand to get that shit out again.
- radar0
break a couple of regularly used keys off their keyboard and swap them around.
Also the easy ones turn volume on computer all the way up, set homepage to porn site with lots of popups - unplug mouse(they think their computer froze and keep rebooting), etc.
- todelete__20
haha radar those are awesome!
- joyride0
put tape over the mouthpiece on someones phone. Then wait till you hear them screaming into the phone. I love that one. They always scream so loud. haha
- kinetic0
hahaha...these are great
my house isn't burried...but im sure as shit not going outside...its freezing
i live in the sticks...so going outside means pretty much going in the forest. id rather not today ;)
- Xrtions0
On a mac press:
Ctrl+Option+Apple+8It will invert their screen ;)
- kinetic0
On a mac press:
Ctrl+Option+Apple+8It will invert their screen ;)
Xrtions
(Feb 6 06, 11:54)noway...so what happens...if they move the mouse left it moves right and vice versa or does it flip everything
- cosmo0
Use office poltergeist to fuck with people.
- Xrtions0
it inverts the colours on the monitor (everything becomes negative) until you press the command again. give it a shot :)
- instantok0
plug a second mouse into a usb port and fight their mouse movements when they are trying to do stuff...i shoot people with nerf darts sometimes too
- GreedoLives0
rerout all their icons/shortcuts to the calculator or other apps...a classic that's easy to fix but time consuming.
- ldww0
that invert thing is a neat trick.
i think im gonna have to use that one,
- lowimpakt0
has anyone said the ole screen-grap viewed fullscreen in photoshop trick?
- GreedoLives0
if you like invert, go to 'universal access' in system prefs; couple more goodies in there that nobody knows about. zoom is great and the voiceover can scare the shit outta ya.
- jox0
plug a second mouse into a usb port and fight their mouse movements when they are trying to do stuff...i shoot people with nerf darts sometimes too
instantok
(Feb 6 06, 12:20)LOL didn't even know that worked. So they conflict with eachother?
- instantok0
LOL didn't even know that worked. So they conflict with eachother?
jox
(Feb 6 06, 12:32)yup they fight each other...pretty hilarious...to be extra sneaky you can plug the wireless receiver in back of their computer and then you can move about more stealthly