british insults
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- Hayzilla2
Oik
Slapper
Minger
Berk
Ninny
Pillock
Plonker
Bell End
Wazzock
Scrubber
Git
Tosser- those would get no reaction in the USmonospaced
- This is almost an entire Only Fools and Horses script.face_melter
- ^ LOL. Say "Rodney" at the end and it's a wrap. Hahaha.Hayzilla
- or "Dave"face_melter
- Fax_Benson2
Woofter
Bulb
Divot
Spanner
- dee-dubs0
Joey
- < very old school. For context: https://www.youtube.…dee-dubs
- You also needed the requisite tucked-in elbow, with the opposite hand smacking the wrist / back of said tucked-in hand.face_melter
- Plus the belm face for added emphasis.face_melter
- ^ Lol, yes that was it..dee-dubs
- super old skool but possibly one of the 'greatest' ever. Along with his cohort Ernie.fadein11
- lol at face melter. totally unacceptable nowadays but a true staple of any playground in the late 70's / early 80'sfadein11
- lowimpakt1
- Janey Godley, who swears like a sailor and doesn't give a fuck.face_melter
- Still true.PhanLo
- oey2
cunt...should be removed as an insult
- Nah, it's the safe word my partner and i use to gauge just what level of fucked off we are with each other. Whenever it's used we know a line's been passed.detritus
- Although we've used 'twat' at each other its now normalised to the point of social awkwardness. My folks didn't know what to make of it when she called me itdetritus
- in front of them once. My slightly naive stepmum looked aghast and questioned the word choice of my ESL gf.detritus
- * " Although we've used 'twat' at each other so much..."detritus
- face_melter1
Tube
- Tube was a childhood favourite. 'Shut it ya tube'.PhanLo
- set2
- set2
Wally
- nylon1
Mong as always been a favorite of mine...
- Yeah, it was the insult of choice when I was a kid. Australians use it a hell of lot.face_melter
- If you wanted to take it to the next level, you called someone a spastic.face_melter
- detritus0
'the oldest word for female genitals in the English language (possibly the oldest in Europe). '
- Hayzilla0
Daft apeth
- trooperbill0
fuck tard
dildo "your a dildo, hes a dildo"
knobjockey
tit
spoon
spanner
bell end
wazzack
- nicko1
peep peep why dawnte yee steek thees blawddy welpa kunte rag awf a dawg up yawur mawms skank whawre rag awf a beeva feesh yawu blawdy wanka awne handed tawsseeng fag smawkeeng kunte awf a peep peep!!!
epill_
(Feb 7 06, 06:09)wtf?
- set0
Mongoloid willybonce
- sktII0
How come you dinnae have half of boots in your hair anyway kuz?
- kelpie0
how could I forget 'fannybaws'?
simultaneously likening someone to both a vagina and a set of testicles.
genius