I'm NO writer!
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- todelete__20
"We made 2 billion last year!
Here's a plastic beer mug. It will look nice in my Ferrari."
Client
- todelete__20
A toast, to all of our wonderful clients over the years. Let us raise our glass in the hopes that there be no more terrorist attacks this year and that..... er.... another car blew up in Iraq. Nevermind.
Cheers.
Client.
- harlequino0
Hope you get the most out of your new condom/briefcase!
Love,
Client
- harlequino0
Happy New Year!
All the best in '82!Love,
Client
- gruntt0
Merry Christmas '05/'06
-client
- todelete__20
We were going to fill these mugs with hope and cheer but that shit is all up in your heads yo. Here's to 2006 bitches.
Client.
- mayo0
"The Holey Grail"
they'll think it's a typo until they drink from it and find it's one of those gag glasses with holes in it.
- gruntt0
300 glasses. 4 bathrooms.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
client
- Gucci0
"here's to short term memory loss"
- harlequino0
"...after walking in on your wife in a threesome with a midget, a black man and a iranian cab driver this will come in very handy."
kOna
(Jan 26 06, 12:18)That would be a foursome. You need a proofer.
:D
- mayo0
well, what kind of cup is it? is it a pint or a mug or what? i keep repeating the Danny Kaye skit "the vessel with the pestle holds the pellet with the poison. but the flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true."
- gruntt0
this letter was written by suggestions from an online forum.
sincerely,
client
- Gucci0
"I think therefore, i drink"
- harlequino0
It was either this or a free pass to a glory hole joint in the Bronx. The latter was outside the budget.
Love,
Client
- todelete__20
did you see my oops thread? i'm a good writer.
"have an ice cold refreshing drink on us, cause next year you'll really need it when we're fucking you in the ass with rediculous timelines and cut throat costs"
"now we don't condone drinking, but for those occasions when you need to drink your sorrows away after walking in on your wife in a threesome with a midget, a black man and a iranian cab driver this will come in very handy."
- mayo0
Cheers mate
the check is late
the deadlines past
but your daughter's fast.
- gruntt0
maybe now you'll have the nerve to approach that hot receptionist.
- mayo0
"here's a commemorative roofie holder to thank you for all your hard work"
- harlequino0
There once was a lowly designer
Though he barked, he possesed a vaginer
I threw him a beer
Since he's so f*n queer
He blew me but I gave him a shinerLove,
Client
- dirtydesign0
There's some good one's in there. Thank you.