why didnt my church tell me this?
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- g3kk0k1d
Genius 1.29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
does this mean we should be eating only non-meat?
- kelpie0
no, it means exactly fuck all in actual fact.
- skt0
"I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth"
Church didn't tell you, but Cypress Hill did.
- kon230
watch what you say about the church/religion
i got a 3rd strike and my NT account revoked yesterday, i dunno why, im assuming it was the binladen tapes thread and the debate about religion.
kon23
formerly known as konspiracy
- skt0
I got a strike there too. All I did was tell kOna that he was a bit rubbish at political discource, but then he is the golden boy of NT.
- skt0
discourse even.
- Crouwel0
God 2.0
upgraded,
like Web 2.0God is in the Podcasts.
- unresort0
Godcasts™
- mbr0
yup, it's inevitable, everyone will be vegetarians someday
no bird flu problems
no mad cow problems
no more wiping out rain forests for McDonaldshealthier people
healthier countries
healthier worldsee? just makes sense
- Crouwel0
Godcasts™
unresort
(Jan 20 06, 04:23)lol i saw that coming.
- chossy0
nah it is a representation of food, you see meat just means to you it shall be food.
- chossy0
tell the unuits to go veggie :\
- JazX0
you're all going to Hell
- digilee0
the bible never did win any 'plain english' awards did it.
- son0
religion is corporation
keep that in mind
- chz0
Here-say®
- version30
if that kind of stuff matters to you it means the authorities have broken the code of god keeping you from smoking bud
other than that fuck god
- delorian0
you people must've forgot, religion is corporation, therefor your individual trusts as a legal person mean nothin compared to their status. cash rules everything around men
so go figure...
money is awesomely feared and think about it, whats the most overexploited form of war
RELIGION
- Spix0
yeah, that was what it meant...but then after the flood God told them they could eat meat...and then of course later the mosaic law made it clear what meat was acceptable to eat and not...
- pascii0
i like the ladies messing with veggies
- chaztoo0
Yeah, spix is right, meet became bueno later. It's all part of the big story, which is pretty cool.
But there is this cool part with one of the prophets when God tells him to lay on his side for 390 days to symbolize how irked He was with Israel (they made up later) and God give him this recipie for a pretty stout bread that will be his only food for that lenghth of time. I always thought that was pretty cool. I think some old ladies I go to church with figured out how to make it one time. Here's the verse:
"But as for you, take wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, put them in one vessel and make them into bread for yourself; you shall eat it according to the number of the days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days."
crazy. Turns out God invented mutligrain bread. ;)