cheer me up
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- eficks0
absinthe, ugh
- kelpie0
*cuffs him lightly round the ear too.
- kelpie0
move to Britain dude, it's cold rainy, the people are rude and smell, the cost of living is really high, crime is soaring, people have started raping babies and we have a really really great government universaly loved by gun-totting maniacs everywhere.
come on , it'll be fun - you should move to embra and crash on OnD's couch :P
- chossy0
Hey pascii I can't believe you are upset after my drunken pep talk last night :D
- kelpie0
Hey pascii I can't believe you are upset after my drunken pep talk last night :D
chossy
(Jan 16 06, 05:24)put down that rope Pascii, just lay it down... ;)
- MrDinky0
lets go shoot some guns. that helps..
- gruntt0
maybe this will cheer you up. i read it in a bathroom stall over the weekend. it's a little poem.
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Had to shit
But only farted.feeling better ain't ya?
- ilovepill0
*sends some private personal ganja to pascii to laugh for no reason at all!!!
:)
- chossy0
How dare you Kelpie HOW DARE YOU....
*Rips off top like hulk hogan, runs to car and revvs engine for ages.
- tkmeister0
gruntt,
that poem is so lovely. it made me cry.
- gruntt0
me too tk. me too.
- kelpie0
sorry chossy, easy tiger woah woah, oot the car...
- chossy0
pure spins it round, I'm coming to Glasgow to seek bloody revenge, j'aime cheval meat like a mother trucker, I'm gonna get me a steak.
*I might stop at harthill for a bridie so you have time to escape Kelpie.
- KuzIII0
pussy = problems. BIG problems - the source of my nemesis...
pascii
(Jan 16 06, 04:46)it scares the shit out of me too...
mr_snuggles
(Jan 16 06, 04:47)oh i see, you guys must be gayers.
*rolls eyes.
two individual female humans broke your hearts and you've foresaken all pussy... are you gunna let them have that kinda power over you?? course you're not!
Time to pack up the past into a tiny little suitcase, load it with rocks and chuck it into lake zurich/the north sea. Astalavista past!
Maybe it's something i'll never understand, maybe its your fear of being alone, maybe it's your anxiety of seducing new girls...
You've got something 2 billion and a half chicks need and crave. Don't deny them that!
Not saying these chicks you were with weren't super special, but they made their choice - and disempowered you in the process.
Time to pack away the hot lesbian porn, pull up your boots and get back on the saddle!
Hey pascal, come to London. that'll cheer you up! me you and snuggs will hit on random girls and make fools of ourselves. It'll be fun! I'll lead and you guys can be my wings. And then i'll be the wing for you two. We'll all wear colour coordinated hats to signify our brotherly sexo-agressiveness.
Are you with me??!!!
*gruntts again and grabs crotch
- determinedmoth0
Dont listen to KuzIII pascii, he fiddles babies.
- KuzIII0
dont compound their misery moth. I'm offering them a way out!
- determinedmoth0
dont compound their misery moth. I'm offering them a way out!
KuzIII
(Jan 16 06, 06:30)Go get a job as a teacher, sicko.
- KuzIII0
i'm so misunderstood.
- pascii0
when u guys meet? : )
- KuzIII0
sometime in February man, i'm thinkin 10th/11th (Fri/Sat) at the moment, but it's all subject to change. Shall i add you to the list??
Please say yes!! You can stay at moth's again, he wont mind!!!