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- chossy
I just ploughed into the back of some lassies car on my way to work :(
I didn't see her brake and pure carried on right into her he he, she was crying and everything. My car is fine I have a bit of a bonnet problem but her car is a bit well fucked up to be honest :\
- skt0
Good work chossy. Crashing your car into girls is good for morale.
- paraselene0
oh no! i knew this was a chossy thread, but i was hoping you'd just pounced on another muckle can!
- nicko0
I'm an expert at crashing cars too
- chossy0
He he it's my first ever 'Prang'
man I'm such a retard I basically whacked right into her I'm going to have to get my hammer out and try to do some panel beating :| I dinae ken where to start but how hard can it be eh?.
On another note I found out the other day that I already know one of the Edinburgh NT'ers 'derm' I might be meeting him tonight at a freinds music show.
- skt0
I don't like his nickname. It makes me think of our shop keeper in my old village who had a scabby face.
Flakey Jay we used to call him.
- paraselene0
He he it's my first ever 'Time'
man I'm such a retard I basically jumped right into her I'm going to have to get my hammer out and try to do some love :| I dinae ken where to start but how hard can it be eh?.
chossy
(Dec 9 05, 03:21)
- Chimp0
Good job she wasn't on a bike!
- Pak-Man0
Well that's one way of getting a chicks attention.
- digilee0
Dyke on a Bike?
- chossy0
he he pak man.
yeah good job she wasn't on a bike also if she had run out in front of me I would have hit her or if I had swerved I could have hit a pedestrian or even if I had hit the accelerator and hit her even harder good job good job indeed.
Seriously what on earth do you mean by that good job she wasn't on a bike?
- MrMackem0
dont panel beat it yourself !
i tried that with a small dent on me bonnet, after trying meself i needed a new bonnet.
DON"T DO IT MAN !
- kelpie0
that'll learn you to leave the putter alone whilst driving, champ :P
- chossy0
ha ha cheers buddy but they will need a whole can :\
- JazX0
you beast, you!
:D
- mirrorball0
AWW NO WAY MAN!!! Thats a shitter, though bet you won't be laughin when you discover that you have a whiplash claim on your hands.
- davi-t0
hehe. Can't count how many times I have done that. Its the weed man.
- paraselene0
but chosseration doesn't believe in the weed. he's on a natural high.
- skt0
hehe. Can't count how many times I have done that. Its the weed man.
davi-t
(Dec 9 05, 06:10)Yeah, i'm also rubbish at counting after a bucket or two.
- josimarX0
i knew it was a chossy thread too, he's got a certain with words. His way with the ladies on the other hand is to use his car to bash into their cars and then assist them when they get out in padding them down to check for injuries, lingering for a long long time on each tit.
It's classic chossy it really is.