I puked.
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- honest0
"blows a technicolour rainbow into a potplant"
LOL!!
technicolour rainbox
haha!
- BuddhaHat0
I think the trick is to just wipe the mouth, and get straight back into it... I've seen that done at raves many a time... someone gets the churns on an e, walks to the edge of the dancefloor, blows a technicolour rainbow into a potplant, then goes straight back to dancing again... classic.
glad to hear you're feeling okay now tho', that's a plus :)
- khilled0
i hate puke pussies, i puke everywhere and get away with it, i'm a puke pro and puke only with the best
- JazX0
A friend puked all over the floor and his p*ssy@ss pansy friends were like, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo look!!!" raising all this attention. I was like, look stfu and be a man and let him puke, just clear back a little and stop screaming. sit down morons. God that p*ssed me off last week.
- mg330
Sorry to hear about that. I almost puked on the subway before, I got lucky and made it until I got home, but I was so nervous.
That feeling of knowing it's coming is awful.
- soda0
no "fud" all day soda? didn't know lack of pussy could actually bring a man to illness, but hey...
kelpie
(Dec 8 05, 03:33)heavy balls is truely a dangerous illness, kelps..
- soda0
honest, you just made a little bit of puke come up at the back of my throat.
- Pak-Man0
lol
but i get off on it!
:P
- honest0
oh christ, the nightmare of being in a tube carriage and suddenly you get the dizziness and your stomach does a flip and suddenly your vomit exits your throat. It's definitely more embarrassing than discovering your fly is open on a first date.
I hit an all time first with clamping mouth shut technique and swallowing it back again. Heed my words, better out than in, there's nothing like the after-taste of regurgitated Merlot to swing you back to sobriety.
- paraselene0
oh, kuz. sign back in as yourself and stop playacting the snarky superhero.
- Pak-Man0
umm yeah, thanks for sharing mate. i really needed to know that.
- paraselene0
aw, sods. it's okay. i'm sure your puke was the nicest that they've had to clean up since....
well, probably since i puked there.
- kelpie0
no "fud" all day soda? didn't know lack of pussy could actually bring a man to illness, but hey...
- kezza_20
lesbians rock
- Nairn0
Sadly not whores.
Though I did fall in love with a lesbian last night.
Most annoying, selfish cow.
- kezza_20
sat in bangkok wasting time
back in a week
still a dirty whore
- soda0
Kezza!
when did you get back?
- soda0
In my defence, I had been boozing since 12, empty stomach, no fud all day, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I feel fine now though :(
- kezza_20
dirty whore
- soda0
it's alright, I peed ALL OVER Angel and Brixton last night.
Repeatedly.
And I'd do it again, I tell you.
Nairn
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Angel and Brixton sound like good names for whores...