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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
- Gilt0010
holy crap radar +1
Best Chuck Norris on TV is whene Conan O'Brien pulls the "Walker Texas Ranger" lever.
- prodigalslacker0
that's hillarious
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
- todelete__20
THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT!
- foreign0
HAHA!
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
- todelete__20
dude some of those are gems.
you know however, that chuck norris is going to read those, find this thread and kill us for laughing at him.
- jevad0
thats what I am afraid of doug...either that or he will make us use his new work out machine 24/7 till we die
- foreign0
yeah, someone's gonna have to pay for this. :P
- dstrict0
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*hides (chuck might be near)
- elahon0
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Hahahaha!
- Mimio0
The Vin Deisel one is hilarious too.
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?t…
That Charlie Brown one hurts it's so funny.
- radar0
did you ever see the spoof on SNL with Chuck's workout machine where he keeps thrusting his crotch in he face, hahaha.
- davey_g0
His beard/mustache combo has grown in so much around his face to his lips...my friends and I call him PUSSYFACE.
- todelete__20
this is probably one of the funniest things i've heard of in my life.
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Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.
- Jaline0
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
My friend gave me that link a few weeks back, and it's pretty hilarious.
- deep_throat0
i musta had a humour bypass.
- dstrict0
Hahaha, is this really that funny or i'm too drunk?
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.