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- hatrack
do your worst.
- konspiracy0
.... rectum?! - it nearly f*ckin' killed um!
- nicko0
I thought I had a cold but it's snot
- konspiracy0
Bush has been one of the US's GREATEST presidents
- MrT0
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
- ribit0
a man went to a zoo but there was only one animal there, a dog..... It was a shitzu.
- chossy0
Take my wife, PLEASE take my wife.
- chossy0
I take my wife everywhere she keeps finding her way back.
- chossy0
last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- chossy0
This skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a mop.
- Fariska0
A man walks into a coffee. Splash.
- kelpie0
Chossy, do you want a job at my new casino?
- chossy0
Two elephants fall of a cliff *boom *boom
- chossy0
yes I do kelpie. I'm here all week try the veil.
- chossy0
so this guy said swiss watch to me and I said yeah thanks I think it looks good too.
- chossy0
copper wire was invented by two scotmen fighting over a penny.
- kelpie0
take it you're rendering chossy? ;)
- chossy0
aye lad I'm iporting audio for 26 programs and then I have to sync it up :( I'm no looking forward to it but, I'm making a frikking packet on it he he.
- nicko0
Two leppers playing poker, one threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off
- skt0
Paddy and Murphy are sitting on the lawn, Paddy falls off.
- uncle_helv0
what did it say on the Blues singer's gravestone... 'Didn't wake up this morning'