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The Bacon Thread 251251 Responses
Last post: 3 weeks, 4 days ago | Thread started: Nov 16, 05, 10:03 a.m.
- TheBlueOne
1. “If you call ham “Canadian bacon”, what do you call bacon?”
Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show
2. “Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”
Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier
3. “Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!”
Homer, The Simpsons
4. “Uh, “Hello, room service? I’d like some bacon, a couple of cokes, and a bunch of whores.”
Butthead, Beavis and ButtHead
5. “I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?”
Fry, Futurama
6. “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”
Michael Scott - The Office
7. “Good Morning sweety. Oh my God, is that bacon? I love you, I love you, I love you.”
Grace - Will & Grace
8. “Let’s see-Farmer Billy’s smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!”
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, The Simpsons
9. “Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
Zim, Invader Zim
10. “Mmmm... unexplained bacon.”
Homer, The Simpsons

- Dog-earNov 11, 08, 11:35 a.m. – Permalink
- OnesandZeros
I find it horribly wrong that nobody's mentioned
KEVIN BACONfuck yeah! I am also pretty much 1 degree from K.B. right now.


- Dog-earNov 11, 08, noon – Permalink
- TheBlueOne
Bourbon, bacon, Brooklyn. Heaven
"They boast a menu of hundreds of kinds of whiskey ranging from $2 glasses of higher than Jim Beam quality, to glasses over $100. They also cure their own bacon. Whiskey and bacon...get more manly, I dare you to try."
"On to the piece de resistance: bacon. The scent of smoked bacon in the restaurant is so thick and mouth-watering that we joked at our table about having to washing our clothes and hair a la the days when smoking indoors was legal. We started our tour of smoked pig products with the appetizer of black-eyed peas and bacon. It arrived beautifully plated, two extra thick-cut strips of bacon atop a pile of peas. No southern mamma (mine included) would cook a vegetable without bacon, and it really does highlight the rich black-eyed pea flavor. But what I really cared about was the bacon, that's almost a cross between a thinly cut pork belly and a thickly cut slice of bacon, with a smokiness so pervasive you never forget the smoker, nor would you want to."

- Dog-earNov 11, 08, 12:04 p.m. – Permalink
- OnesandZeros
Ever cook bacon in hash oil? I have. It's awesome!


- Dog-earNov 11, 08, 12:04 p.m. – Permalink
- BaskerviIle
I've never ever eaten bacon before


- Dog-earNov 17, 08, 9:39 a.m. – Permalink
- Gucci
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/healt…
If eating bacon is wrong, I don't want to be right.


- Dog-earNov 17, 08, 9:49 a.m. – Permalink













