< nairn
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- chossy0
Hmmmm I'm having a curry for lunch :D
corries are like sex great any time, mmmmmm sky rockets in flight afternoon delight.
- chossy0
you ginger whallice
- kelpie0
great word chossy, great word
*nods sagely
- chossy0
* nods in unison with Kelpie
- MX_OnD0
*joins the bullies pointing and nodding at the ginger whallice
- Nairn0
It's STRAWBERRY BLONDE!!!
* runs away, crying..
- kelpie0
Nairn smells
- MX_OnD0
*sorts out alibi with chossy and kelpie before thon whimpering ginger comes running back with the teacher.
- kelpie0
of wet dug
- Nairn0
...of strawberries and the other lovely berries of the forest?
*Checks underarms, realises that's probably not true.
- MX_OnD0
you won't find a forest under your arms either gingerBoy
*points and laughs again
- Nairn0
*sits in corner, steaming sanguinely, ruing genes and plotting awful fates for all non-ging.. er... strawberry blondes.
- kelpie0
*notices that girl from 6th year with the muckle cans and totaly forgets about Nairn. Lights cool cigarette.
*coughs
- Nairn0
he he he... 'muckle cans'
braw-illiant.
- MX_OnD0
*meanders nonchalantly toward the muckle canned burd...
"kelpie reckons that your blowjobs are shite"
*meanders off again grinning
**job done
- kelpie0
*has to ask his big brother what a "blowjob" is.
*finds it strange they call it that...
- MX_OnD0
*still standing in the shade of they muckle cans, laughing at the ginger and at the fanny that had tae ask whit a blowjob was
**gazes up at they cans longing for the day he's tall enough to reach
- josimarX0
hands off my chicks cannons wee men.
you couldnae handle them onyroads.
Stick to your hopscotch and top trumps.
- chossy0
* pure walks up to the muckle cans and just grabs a load of them, she disnae mind and pure lets me beast her in th..... right I should stop there I recon.
- josimarX0
and yeah, stop trying to be clever nairn ya ginger bap.