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- skt0
I grew up just down the hill from culloden. My local stands on the battlefield. The few tourists that ever braved the place got a fright and left fairly quicky.
"Hi, can we get some fooood. Are you a highlander? Do you know Bob Mackintosh? Sorry what was that? Pool que? Hey! That's not nice..... Start the car honey..."
- paraselene0
they'd have done the same to yous too, if there wasn't so bloody many of yer, ye rabbits!!!!!!
kelpie
(Oct 21 05, 04:28)so bloody many of whom? round that time my swarthy forebears were raping and pillaging their way through the caribbean, so i doubt any imperialist custard-eaters are going to teach ME anything about treachery!
- kelpie0
"imperialist custard-eaters."
nice :P
- MX_OnD0
so bloody many of whom? round that time my swarthy forebears were raping and pillaging their way through the caribbean, so i doubt any imperialist custard-eaters are going to teach ME anything about treachery!
paraselene
(Oct 21 05, 04:35)Custard and munters English exports since ever.
- determinedmoth0
I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!
I'M GONNA BE A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
- kelpie0
did you get that dram in then Moth?
- paraselene0
how could you tell?
- determinedmoth0
did you get that dram in then Moth?
kelpie
(Oct 21 05, 06:28)Course I did. 1 large scotch, and a pair of pints, so if anyone sees me comin', fucking duck.
I'm on a mission. Sorry skt. I might kidnap someone with an intent to ply them with free beer just to hear me rant.
- kelpie0
I propose to end Kick Moth Week, it's having a poor effect on the chap...
- paraselene0
bollox! he's on phenomenal form!
- kelpie0
YAY!
*kicks Moth a bit
- MX_OnD0
kicks moth in the bawpips fur sayin' "scotch"
it's "whisky" ya colonialist bam
or "malt" but no "scotch" which is a pejorative much like "you cunt"
- determinedmoth0
kicks moth in the bawpips fur sayin' "scotch"
it's "whisky" ya colonialist bam
or "malt" but no "scotch" which is a pejorative much like "you cunt"
MX_OnDFuck you, highlander. If I say whisky, the Americans might think that they also make a fine dram by default. Then where are we? Confronted by Jack Daniels, and that's a shite position to be in. It's a compliment "you cunt".
- MX_OnD0
kicks moth in the bawpips fur sayin' "scotch"
it's "whisky" ya colonialist bam
or "malt" but no "scotch" which is a pejorative much like "you cunt"
MX_OnDFuck you, highlander. If I say whisky, the Americans might think that they also make a fine dram by default. Then where are we? Confronted by Jack Daniels, and that's a shite position to be in. It's a compliment "you cunt".
determinedmoth
(Oct 21 05, 06:50)yuck fou too Sassenach,
"whisky" is the only one that is spelled like that they yanks, 'nadian's, Irish all spell it "wiskEy"KEN?
- MX_OnD0
but then again you're right about americun whiskEy..
- determinedmoth0
yuck fou too Sassenach,
"whisky" is the only one that is spelled like that they yanks, 'nadian's, Irish all spell it "wiskEy"KEN?
MX_OnD
(Oct 21 05, 06:59)You dont even eat haggis. You're a fucking fraud.
I've got more scotch in me than you've had hot dinners.
- MX_OnD0
I've got more scotch in me than you've had hot dinners.
determinedmoth
(Oct 21 05, 07:06)So you've met chossy then?
- determinedmoth0
I've got more scotch in me than you've had hot dinners.
determinedmoth
(Oct 21 05, 07:06)So you've met chossy then?
MX_OnD
(Oct 21 05, 07:20)-1 for resorting to smut.
- chossy0
Will ye go lassie go.
At least we put up a fight ye poofters. Not like moth he was an easy date :\
- skt0
I've got more scotch in me than you've had hot dinners.
determinedmoth
(Oct 21 05, 07:06)*pulls out of moth.