Jihad
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- fadeproof0
come to think of it, i had spicy chicken for dinner last night - it was jihad in my stomach for a minute there!
- cosmo0
the band 'Jet' and 'Black eyed peas' are jihad to my ears.
- Nairn0
Assimilate, not hate.
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- GrammaSeff0
i declared jihad on my allergies
- gruntt0
i'm gonna step outside and declare jihad on a cigarette.
- todelete__20
i declare jihad on jihad.
so now what?
- cosmo0
can you declare jihad on hot women?
- mrdobolina0
this explains it a bit better, I guess. American TV has me all brainwashed into thinking that Jihad is only about fighting...
Jihad (jihād جهاد) is an Islamic term, from the Arabic root jhd ("to exert utmost effort, to strive, struggle"), which connotes a wide range of meanings: anything from an inward spiritual struggle to attain perfect faith to a political or military struggle to further the Islamic cause. The term is frequently mistranslated to mean "holy war" in English, although jihad can apply to warfare. Mainstream Muslims consider jihad to be the most misunderstood aspect of their religion by non-Muslims. The meaning of "Islamic cause" is of course open to interpretation. The Islamic religious legitimacy of the goals or methods of various Islamist movements who adopt the terminology of jihad is often brought into question, usually by moderate and liberal Muslims.
A person who engages in any form of jihad is called a "mujahid", meaning "striver" or "struggler", though this Islamic term is most often used to mean a person who engages in fighting. It is not limited to fighting or warfare however, a Muslim struggling to memorize the Qur'an is a mujahid, for example. The neologism jihadist is sometimes used to describe militant Islamic groups, including but not restricted to Islamist terrorism (c. f. Jihadist organizations and Rules of war in Islam).
- uberdesigner0
deport him to france
- todelete__20
dobs. then tell those dirka dirkas to stop referring to the anti america war and the iraq war as 'jiahd' for all these years.
- ethios0
JIHAD THIS THREAD!
- ethios0
"Burger King recalls 'sacrilicious' desserts"
- GrammaSeff0
good one ethios
- gruntt0
i declare jihad on this thread.
and saltine crackers.
gruntt(Sep 19 05, 10:35)
ethios - i have already declared jihad on this thread. we are brothers in arms!
DOUBLE JIHAD THIS THREAD!
- mrdobolina0
nah Kona, jihad apparently can be used to describe lots of things.
- todelete__20
can i describe my daily dumps as jihad?
can i just refer to iraq as jihad from now on?
cool.
it's a nice word to say. "so, how about this war in jihad guys?"
- ross0
i declared jihad on a bottle of whiskey this weekend.
it then responded by offering a bout of the rye-arrhea.
eye for an eye.
- fadeproof0
nah Kona, jihad apparently can be used to describe lots of things.
mrdobolina
(Sep 19 05, 11:31)yeah, well, everytime THEY use it, something has blown up or some building has fallen to the ground...
- mrdobolina0
I am unaware of a burger king being blown up, you one-dimensional idiot.
- fadeproof0
I am unaware of a burger king being blown up, you one-dimensional idiot.
mrdobolina
(Sep 19 05, 11:35)well obviously not asshole, because now BKing is recalling thousands of these plastic tops to comply with this primitive - therefore, no BK up in smoke, you fat fuckin cunt