Age?
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- wendelll0
born in the ripe year off 57.
guess i'm the oldest one on here
- mirrorball0
26 born on Christmas Eve
The advantage of this is:
I share my birthday with Lemmy (Motorhead) King of the HeaviesThe disadvantage:
I also share it with Ricky Martin
- fadeproof0
oops accepts his inferiority.
- TheTeacher0
Ever wondered about dandelion clocks? Ever been concerned about mayflies?
No?
'No', you answer, good answer I think, good answer because you are so frail yourselves my pupils, you are as good as dying the moment you pour dripping in blood and placenta from your mothers pathetic womb. Do not despair, it is your destiny as mere mortals, you are to be short-lived for you are weak. You have little capacity for true learning, you are mere experiments for the greater good, your seeming complex minds allowed free reign for purposes larger than your comprehension allows. Bless you poor children.
As for my age I hear you whine, my age is of no concern to you. My age is a question of string theory and strands of deoxyribonucleic acid. Carbon data has nothing upon me, my records are etched upon the cliffs and within weather patterns, it dot to dots the night quilt of your dreams, russles the leaves of teenage campsites and lies hidden deep next to the cash stashes of dying grandparents.
I look, breathe, and ponder upon you with pity. I sigh as I map out your lives, noting mentally the inconsequential nature of your existence, and yet you fight so dearly for such miniscule, meaningless, possesions. You argue and quarrell over patterns and shapes, you spit and shout about paper and unpossable possesions, you are the very vision of sin.
Look at yourselves and recognise some truth for noone can be your teacher once age is briught to question, notice he reversal of you wants, now you wish to be younger where previously youth was desired. Your reversal has been duly noted high above. You are now officially dying, death is upon you and catching fast. Enjoy life now for soon you are no more.
You are mayflies pupils, mayflies I say.
Yes.
- nRIK0
oops wrong topic :P
- nRIK0
the world will end in 28d, 6h, 42m, and 12s.
- nRIK0
7499d, 19h, 38m, 45s.
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- prodigalslacker0
22
- horton0
i am 730411
ilovepill
------------------I don't understand a response like this.
dopepope
(Oct 20 05, 15:25)november 4, 1973... ?
- dopepope0
i am 730411
ilovepill
------------------I don't understand a response like this.
- -scarabin-0
anyone who says otherwise is either female or sucks.
- -scarabin-0
24
and yes, it IS a race
- emokid0
i am 61 and i still suck
- bradpitt0
I am 42 and still rock solid.
- JazX0
768
Methuselah
B*TCHES!!!
- derek20050
i am 21.
- f_t0
i am 29 and i am honest
- horton0
and to be fair i haven't perticipated in this latest age survey...
1974
- horton0
* bump
lots of pissing and moaning happening around here...
thought it'd be an appropriate to check and see who's ready for bedtime.
- redFridge0
my sister is 3 years older than me. sometimes i wonder how long i will have to be alive before i've actually been awake longer than her.
*because i sleep very little, and she is a normal human.