NT Swearathon?
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- MX_OnD0
je t'en prie pays-basY
- kyl30
did it ever occur to any scott that "ja hoor!" (pronounced exactly the same as ya hoooorr) in Dutch means something like, "yeah k" or "alright" or "yeah sure"..
depends on the context tho..
Crouwel
(Aug 26 05, 18:02)===
yes! my family alll talking together at gatherings
ja hoor this, ja hoor that...haha, shits tight yo.
- MX_OnD0
after Wednesday is nae bother
top quality soc''ish sweeren once again ;)
- version30
ala george carlin:
Shit! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, shit. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word shit is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that shit out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that shit anymore. I can't cut that shit, buddy. I've had that shit up to here. I think you're full of shit myself. (laughter) He don't know shit from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll shit on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the shit is going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick shit-house. (laughter) Up, he's up shit's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry. (laughter) Hot shit, holy shit, tough shit, eat shit, (laughter) shit-eating grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a shit-eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) Shit on a stick. (laughter) Shit in a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth shit in a handbag. (laughter) Shitty. He acted real shitty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got the money back, but a real shitty attitude. Heh, he had a shit-fit. (laughter) Wow! Shit-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals -- Bull shit, horse shit, cow shit, rat shit, bat shit. (laughter) First time I heard bat shit, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man. Aw! Bat shit. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur). Snake shit, slicker than owl shit. (laughter) Get your shit together. Shit or get off the pot. (laughter) I got a shit-load full of them. (laughter) I got a shit-pot full, all right. Shit-head, shit-heel, shit in your heart, shit for brains, (laughter) shit-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and fell in some shit, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm shit-face. (laughter) Shitface, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that shit. (laughter) The big one, the word fuck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, fuck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) Fuck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. Fuck (laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am FUCK. (laughter) FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word fuck. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, fuck. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to fuck, yeah, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make out. Oh, fuck you man. I said, fuck you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid fuck. (laughter) Fuck you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word fuck for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madfuckers still on the loose. Stop me before I fuck again. Fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll fuck that engine again. (laughter) The other shit one was, I don't give a shit. Like it's worth something, you know? (laughter) I don't give a shit. Hey, well, I don't take no shit, (laughter) you know what I mean? You know why I don't take no shit? (laughter) [']Cause I don't give a shit. (laughter) If I give a shit, I would have to pack shit. (laughter) But I don't pack no shit cause I don't give a shit. (laughter) You wouldn't shit me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a worm looking out the bird's ass. You wouldn't shit me, would you? (laughter) It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter) The additions to the list. I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you could never say on television, and they were fart, turd and twat, those three. (laughter) Fart, we talked about, it's harmless It's like tits, it's a cutie word, no problem. Turd, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter) The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now the word twat is an interesting word. Twat! Yeh, right in the twat. (laughter) Twat is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and pussy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that pussy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody loves it. The twat stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ass is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter) You can't say, up your ass. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close. Before I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping whistling)
- e-pill0
shite eat you know wat i mean cunt you cant FUKKEN do shite yoar hoar BITH YAH CUNT YAH WHORE ahve ol' you fucken hand ovv yah, im asking yuu if you ay i a FUCKEN keeezah hey no you wanst a BOOKIE, fa FUKKCEN uop tyhe head he y you teh fucken man nont the FUCKN end yah SHITE just time tio get i told yah cunt you a emergency sevice andi sell you FAEKN have ayo a FUCKEN makjor hey a FUCKE\N what a JUSKEN MOTHERFUCKEN a wootjay a FUCKEN merth
!!!!have en what yah say tah to youan taken fun every bodeyios you platqapus!
you ductch ! FUCKENF yah hear me you pklats! youYOUFCUKEN CANEN RIGHT
HEY FUCK OFF YOU PIPS!
i types as i wrote!
you cunt melon!
:)
- Crouwel0
funny eh, kyl?
the most innocent conversations here must bring up interesting thoughts with our engrish friends, hehehe.
ja hoor!
- Crouwel0
e-pill, where is that mp3 i made for you.
i lost it with my old damaged disk!
- e-pill0
your mothers balls shits is so wack ass mothers balls and a , shit with her beak your mother shits and pisses down her own pant leg your mothers balls disgust me where'd you get those cunt Your mother is such an ass hole geezer bitch ass skank ho slut whore cunt of a mother of a fa--what's the fucking Benjamin the horse shoe crab fuck shit ass stench Hey...anyone got a light? ass hole your mothers balls disgust me, She got. ass hole geezer. left her balls. left her balls. left her balls. eleven broken legs balls cunt beaver fukkas spider legs fucking piece of shit Shit ass bitch ass shit ass jack ass garbeges ass bitch ass slut ass dick ass ballish ass wack ass stank ass ass fuckin motherfuckercocksucker a thousand monkeys shit with her beak she shits and pisses down her own pant leg where'd you get those cunt. I kicked da bitch in da back, I'll smack da bitch outright. pisses face Shit ass Shit ass jaggoff. jaggoff. shit ass cunt like shit ass cunt like piece of shit Fuckin mayor mic cheese ass muh fukkas. bitch ass shit. shit. I seen your mom's balls your mom's balls mom's balls balls ball ass jack ass garbeges fucking piece of shit ass jack ass garbeges stank ass beaverish piece of fuck shit ass stench your moms balls dumb fuck ass hole. I have cancer in my balls I have cancer in my balls I have cancer in my piss and shit piss and shit beaverish ball juice and cum shit ass fuckage suckery beaverish ball juice and cum garbeges ass shit ass fuckage suckery fuckin whore Bitch aint shit but a bitch I seen your mom's balls I seen your mom's balls and them shits is beaverish. Uh fuck this. . ass fake beard, spider legs dem shits is so garbages, much bolishness and much bolsuckery. much bolishness and much bolsuckery. much bolishness and much bolsuckery. beaverish piece of fuck stench? jack ass garbeges garbeges ' I don't gibba bop,
--what's the fucking piece of motherfuckercocksucker I seen your mothers balls and your mothers balls seen me the bitch yaks up wonton juice
ballish paranormal detective Hey...anyone got a light?
smaking the bitch ho slut whore cunt of a mother Whore of balls Spock Bones dick ass face Clearly this situation has gotten absurd, dumb fuck of a piece of shit shark. He vomitted down his shirt into his balls beaverish ball juice and ass garbeges ass shit ass fuckage suckery Bitch aint shit but a bitch. stop playing games. He vomitted down his shirt into his balls
I seen your mom's balls I seen your mom's balls I seen dat bitch
bot a gibba--bopp Bun Sin: Bun sin the bitch yaks up wonton juice shit ass cunt like
Shake ah deet.
Whore of balls fake beard ass skank muh spider legs cum bitch ballish paranormal detective Clearly this situation has gotten absurd ass muh fukkas Uh fuck this. No I aint got no avocado"".motherfuckercocksucker
dude! YOU ARE awesome!!! dude...dude ....awesome...no dude you are so awesome dude....oh, yes, dude you ARE awesome!!!!
what?
Yo yo yo yo I seen your mothers balls an dem shits is so wack ass garbages,
One of your mothers balls carries a briefcase and has a beak,
your mother was chased twenty city blocks by a slice of pizza with spider legs and a fake beard,
your mothers colon was torn out by a thousand monkeys but they left her balls.
your mother works at 'ye old fashioned ass fuckin station'
your mother picks the good stuff out of her shit with her beak and they call her Edgar.
Then she shits and pisses down her own pant leg to diffuse the situation.
your mothers balls disgust me,
peas poijde paudge, peas paudge poijde, peas poijde in the pot nine days balls.
Creepers Jeepers, where'd you get those heepers,
creepers Jeepers, where'd you get those cunt.
I seen your mothers balls and your mothers balls seen me,
I seen dem shits hanging from a tree,
I kicked da bitch in da back,
just cause she's wack,
I don't gibba bop,
I'll smack da bitch outright.
your mother is so bolzian and is involved in much bolishness and much bolsuckery.
your mothers name is Lumpy and sits around in her own excrement.
She got eleven broken legs.
I seen your mother in Zanzibar eatin spaghetti and dead body sause and a side order of dog food on the cob.
Then she walked out of a bank and fell up a spiral staircase for thirtysix minutes and broke both her eyes. your mother is such an ass hole geezer.Hey...who are you? I'm you. NO. I'm you. NOooo. I'm me. No, I'm me. Noooo. You're the imposta clone.
On the next episode of Bun Sin: Bun sin loses one of his googly eyes while smaking the bitch ass skank ho slut whore cunt of a mother he has. Then he shoots flames from the bun sin burners he has for arms, the bitch yaks up wonton juice from her ballish ass of a face. Then the entire cast of star trek shows up and one by one Bun Sin throws them through windows and kicks them in their hearts under cars. Cha Koh Tay lands hands first in a toaster and farts. Whore of balls pisses out her monzey juice into Spock Bones dick ass face, then Shit ass calls on the phone and accuses Benjamin the horse shoe crab of being a real jaggoff. He calls him the jagovian Bavonavitch. Bun sin then shits out a Danny Glover mask and Swears that he is really Mr. Menz-agoash. The show is known for its crazy antics and it's cleverly written piece of shit ass cunt like humor. It truly is awful and sucks ballish balls. You yag off.
Hey Mahl... Aren't you MahlZuhBub...the worlds most ballish paranormal detective? Or are you just a piece of shit gheezuh? You taste like burning.
Shake ah deet.
Uh oh!Clearly this situation has gotten absurd, and frankly, I am outraged. Its time for you and your mother's balls to stop playing games.
nice. SEE?
Fuckin mayor mic cheese was there. He be one uh dem jed i, ass muh fukkas. I seen dat bitch ass ninja jump 50 feet in da air without bending his knees an shit. He fought Joe Junior an shit. Joe Junior was all like "whad dayah wan? Uh fuck this. No I aint got no avocado"".
BEAVER. Beaverish. I seen your mom's balls and them shits is beaverish.
Joke time:
--what's the fucking piece of shit ass difference between a jack ass garbeges garbeges and a stank ass beaverish piece of fuck shit ass stench?your moms balls.
Jason...the hi pocondriac shark. Hey...anyone got a light? For what? For my cigarette. We are underwater you dumb fuck of a piece of shit shark. And sharks don't smoke, ass hole. Well Dis SHARK DOES! I don't feel so well. I think I have cancer in my balls. Sharks don't get cancer dick head. Well dis shark does! And sharks don't have balls. tim conrads MOTHER does! Anyone seen Bunsin last night?
Bunsins revenge. When last we saw Bunsin he was acting like a real piece of a jaggoff of a cunt beaver. He vomitted down his shirt into his balls and got beef sauce all over his brand new leather Dolch and gabanna colostomy bag. He had beat the piss and shit out of the entire cast of Mash and Mr. Menzigoash. Then he beat his own mother to a pulp of her own cunt like beaverish ball juice and cum bitch ass garbeges ass shit ass fuckage suckery , so bad, that he exposed her chocolate chip skull that the fuckin slut ass whore has. She aint shit anyway. Bitch aint shit but a bitch.
bot a gibba--bopp
ken?
:)
- Crouwel0
right, yes.. that one.
still got the mp3?
i lost it.
plz.
- JazX0
It was eclipsed, but it's now back.
SHITCOCK!
I can swear like a Sailor!
- Crouwel0
jazx, je bent een stinkende klootzak.
- e-pill0
no i had it at the puter in the teh company i got fired from.
but i have her balls!
and dem shits is beaverish!!!:)
thank you mal and dopepope!
:)
- Crouwel0
"no i had it at the puter in the teh company i got fired from."
are these two things related?
i hope not.
(and in away i secretly do hahaha!)
- JazX0
jazx, je bent een stinkende klootzak.
Crouwel
(Aug 26 05, 18:23)ahahahhhaa Ek verstaan
I'm speechless with admiration!
- JazX0
Dutch Bible Belt Town Bans Swearing
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Watch it Crouwel. I'll report you!!
- Crouwel0
"The law says you can't swear, unless you are expressing your constitutional freedom. Curses! Another loophole."
hahaha love this stupid country and its useless laws.
i'm off.
g'nite!
- JazX0
