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- breadlegz
whats the best excuse for not doing something you've ever heard?
- digilee0
We used to have a junior here who was promoted above me as team leader. When asked to work on a job, always insisted that he needed loads of time plus extra staff. We did a secret test once. Both given the same job. Needless to say, I finished it on my own in 3 days, he hadn't even started as he said he needed extra staff. We gave him the extra staff and he still took 2 weeks and then presented to the client. They accepted my work and he got sacked! useless knob cheese.
- breadlegz0
there must be more...
- honest0
i think asking people to list the lamest excuses would warrent better responses.
- toe_knee0
Its not you its me
- jaylarson0
it may be a little aside and controversial but this: "I have a bunch of black friends" when ever they are presented with the idea that they may have subtle traces of racial discrimination towards those of Ancient African decent.
- rockonski0
it's no me, it's you. really.
- tkmeister0
you lost me at hello.
it's not gonna work out.
you just like me, you don't love me.
i found someone else.
i just didn't tell you the whole story. i didn't lie.
i am too busy.
i can't do it. ask john.
it's a bad idea.
i have a doc appointment to get bleaching butthole.
gee told me i don't have to do it.
this is lame.
fuck that.
fuck off.
shit.
who cares?
who's your daddy?
- jamble0
A guy who used to work with my housemate had a couple of classics for not going to work.
- He couldn't come in to work because his boyfriend had a cold.
- He was mentally exhausted and physically drained.
- Crouwel0
"my dog ate my car"
- _salisae_0
a bee is in my car and i'm deathly allergic to them
i'll be in later .. when the bee leaves.
- Mal0
It's my first day.
- jox0
No it was as good for me as it was for you, I SWEAR.
- jox0
"Sorry, I'm from Barcelona"
- _salisae_0
oh. i thought you said 'meat me'.
- kodap0
I need more time.
- 5timuli0
"I was fooling around with my grandad's time machine and accidentally transported my work into the future. You'll get it next week."
- JazX0
I have diarreah, Cannot come in. sorry
- semifriend0
The one that always works is
´I´m new here´
I´ve been saying this for over three years now...
hmm