The Superficial
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- jevad
If reading well written and bloody funny gossip snippets about your favourite celebs is your kind of thing:
- jdcomba0
no
- blaw0
funny stuff. thanks for the link.
- fate_0
agree with blaw.
- Esteban_Guitar0
"you are here"
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- elahon0
heh heh, yeah, I was flipping around that site after that damn Carrot Top link over yonder.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/im…
Yikes!
- jevad0
"I spent a good half hour staring at these pictures, trying to decipher just what exactly it was that I was looking at. I went in assuming it was Jessica Alba picking her bikini wedgie, but then I saw the cellulite and realized that this couldn't be Jessica Alba. The Jessica Alba I know is so flawless that a homeless man actually burst into flames after touching her because he was too ugly, and the idea of her having cellulite on her butt or thighs is just plain ridiculous. Plus, whoever this imposter is is clearly masturbating in public, since nobody on Earth picks a wedgie like that, and Jessica Alba would never need to masturbate since the line of men waiting to offer her their penises is so long that it can be viewed from space."
- vena0
yeah man, few know carrottop is jacked. you'd never think it by looking at the guy.
- jevad0
During the premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan ran up to talk to Brad Pitt while he was signing autographs and he didn't recognize her. Unfortunately, his publicist told him who she was before he could bust out any anti-stalker ass kicking.
"I just ran up to Brad Pitt like a stalker," Lohan says in the Wednesday, June 8 interview with "Access Hollywood." "I said, 'I just have to introduce myself.'He didn't know who I was, and [then] he was like, 'Ohhh.'
This would have been funnier if he had punched her in the face and then peed on her, but I guess not knowing who she is is as good as it's going to get. I don't know why, but I'm always hoping that one day a celebrity will pee on somebody just because they think they can get away with it. I'm going to be so happy when that day comes.
HAHhahaha
- jevad0
"I do find it horrifying that he would infer that he possibly had sex with Kirsten Dunst. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever had my penis in a bear trap, but the idea is a hell of a lot more appealing that my penis in a troll like Kirsten. At least I could put some lipstick on the bear trap and kinda make it look like a human girl. Good luck doing that with Kirsten Dunst. Seriously, If I had to choose between sex with Kirsten Dunst or sex with a dead Filipino boy, I would at least find out what the kid died of."
OMG aggagagagahahaha
- jevad0
those carrottop pics are freaky - like vena said you'd never know it - or is it just recently that he has bulked up? In those ATandT ads he looked like a 90 pound wuss
- jevad0
Rumors are spreading that Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, after she was photographed checking out prenatal vitamins with her sex lover, Jake Gyllenhaal. And believe me, I threw up three or four times just trying to type out that last sentence. I don't know if you know this, but Kirsten Dunst is horribly unattractive, so you can imagine my horror when I found out that somebody had enough sex with her to possibly get her pregnant. I'd imagine that after Jake did it with her once, he would have realized that putting his penis into a disgusting troll monster would be bad news. The only explanation I can come up with is that Kirsten Dunst faked her pregnancy after their first sex session and is holding it over Jake to get more loving. That's kind of stretching it though, since everybody knows humans and troll monsters can't have babies together. It would be like a monkey getting an alligator pregnant. An ugly, pebble-toothed, troll-faced alligator, who's supposedly 23 but looks 48.
HAHAHahahahahaaaaa