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- jox
Last mission huh!
How the hell did you get pass that -if you'll excuse my language- goddam fucking stupid mission where you're supposed to fly that F15 plane off the navy boat? It's the last mission for that retired govt. guy on the ranch.. what's his name?
I've been trying that mission for MONTHS! seriously! I can never figure out how to steer the plane properly AND fire rockets, i either get shot down immediately or crash into the water.
- e-pill0
omg jox that is the mission i am on...i cant get that plane to fly foward...i keep crashing it into the water...his name is
toreno
steering the plane...im flipping in circles how the hell can you make it go foward??????
the boat itself is mad easy but that plane wth?!?!!?
the most annoying missions are all of Zero's missions, that naval base harrier plane which i am still stuck on, getting back the mansion for big dogg or what ever his name is due to that crappy car with no steering, god there is sooo many...i am missing like 23 tags in los santos, i only found 3 horse shoes, and i have no idea what to do with the camera in san fiero...i refuse to look it up on teh net for cheats!!!! thats just wrong!!!
but man the harrier jet...is the missles unlimited???? i cant fire them and stay in the air without crashing into the water... and i havent even been shot down by the other jets as i never get to see them before crashing into the water...
i have yet to even remotely come close to passing zero's first mission in this time around, but i did beat it once and i went to the kitchen to grab some juice and i got tangled in the cord and the game shut off b4 i could get to save, i was so pissed!!!!!!!!!
i do love taking a motocycle and jumping off the mountains and crashing into the ground....i really get a sense of that i am falling!!! that to me is the best part of the game...
so you havent finished that mission with the harrier jet yet either?
...
thanks for my own thread!!!!!
already it rocks!!!!:)
- tehgee0
dear e-pill
when i ate opnly HALF of you that one time how come i could not stop grinding me teef leik an insane killer? and i was fullyware i was doing i and yet COULD NOT stop - why?! WHY? also why did u make me sick taht was kin dof embarrassing
- e-pill0
well tahts teh problem...you shouldn't do half, but you really need 3!
and you must and i repeat MUST CHEW YOUR PILLS!
yes its nasty and nothing is nastier cept the smell of burning DMT that is teh nastiest!!! yuck!!! but then again you really dont get a chance to hate as the high kicks in faster than you can blink.
but remember 3 of e chewed!
no more embarassing moments and then you can reign supreme over all dem guidos you so much like to cultivate!:)
- danthon0
"yes its nasty and nothing is nastier cept the smell of burning DMT that is teh nastiest!!! "
WORD!
- swollenelbow0
*puff.....puffff.....pufffff...
- Scottizzle0
speaking of e-pill, guess what im doing tomorrow night =)
Bust out the jungle and tranceeeeeeeeeeee...
;D been a while
- tehgee0
1995 called...
- Scottizzle0
patch her through..
- e-pill0
speaking of e-pill, guess what im doing tomorrow night =)
Bust out the jungle and tranceeeeeeeeeeee...
;D been a while
Scottizzle
(Aug 19 05, 15:06)what kind?
how many?
post pics b4 you take and every kind of candy you plan to suck off and gum and porn!!! and some pics of the people you are going to be with tomorrow night all b4!!!and dammit chew your e!
:)
- cosmo0
that mission naval jet mission was a bitch. once u manage to get the plane in air, your missiles r unlimited this way u can lock onto the aircraft and shoot them down.
- cosmo0
FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKER ZERO!!! son of bitch, his missions r fucking hard as hell. i still haven't completed the mission where u have to fly the toy plane and kill the delivery guys.
- mrdobolina0
push and hold the left analog stick forward. it changes from hover to jet mode.
- Mal0
I love the smell of DMT in the............holy shit self transforming machine elves
- Scottizzle0
Blue Q's, we got 2.5 each and im taking them with my lovely woman =) Gonna be real fun, and of course imma chew it! Too bad it aint the good ol days when they went up mah nose!
;D
- e-pill0
have lots of fun sex scotti!
and drink water!
:)
- Ginja0
Zeros missions are a biatch but you can complete (finish the last mission) with out completing any of Zeros missions.
- JennyMarie0
I. Girlfriend Info (555XIi)
Shamelessly stolen from the SA Forums.
- e-pill0
so zero's missions are a side quest?
his missions suck!
i also wanted to hang out a lot more in Liberty City...thatt was a total tease "Saint Mark's Bistro"
:)
- JennyMarie0
There are a total of six girls to take out. Your sex appeal for each girl goes about 60% clothes/tats and 40% car. Be sure to pimp yourself out
before showing these gals a good time!1. Denise Robinson - Get from "Burning Desire" mission in Los Santos. Time
available - 16:00 to 06:00
2. Katie Zhan - The Avispa Country Club in San Fierro, practicing T'ai Chi
at the edge of the golf course. Time available - 12:00 to 00:00
3. Helena Wankstein - Blueberry, Red County, practicing shooting on top of
the Ammunation. Time available - 08:00 to 12:00 and 14:00 to 02:00
4. Michelle Cannes - San Fierro Driving School. Time available - 00:01 to
12:00
5. Barbara Schternvart - El Quebrados, The Sheriff's Parking Lot. Time
available - 16:00 to 06:00
6. Millie Perkins - Get from "Key to her Heart" mission in Las Venturas.
Time available - 02:00 to 10:00 and 14:00 to 18:00Each woman likes a different appearance of your character (although Denise
does not, since you rescued her from a burning building and she's pretty
much a crack whore).Katie Likes: Muscles.
Helena Likes: Average. 15 - 25% muscle, 0 - 5% fat.
Michelle Likes: Guys with some handles. 20 - 40% muscle, 20 - 50% fat.
Barbara Likes: Fatties. 10 - 15% muscle, 60 - 100% fat.
Millie Likes: Fast cars and double-sided dildos.Now, showing up to a girl's house in a nice ride makes all the difference.
"Modding" your ride does not up your increase your sex appeal for that
date. Try and find some pretty fly rides (the more expensive, the better;
you can check prices at the import/export lot to see which ones are go to
the high end of things) and show up to the chick's house with them
UNDAMAGED.Remember to take them to places only when you see the "So-and-so likes the
look of this place" appear on your screen. A perfect date will net you
another +5% with the girl.As for giving them gifts, just target them and press L1 with either flowers
or the dildo equipped. This raises your percentage with the girl 1 whole
percent. Press it again to give her a little smooch (and some blue balls)
for another 1%. Wow.As for the rewards, well, I haven't got them all yet, but will soon.
Katie is a hospital worker, and thus you can die and retain all of your
weapons and cash. Barbara is a cop, and does the same for being busted.
Michelle lets you fix cars at your garage for free. Denise gives you a
pimp suit. Millie gives you the key for the mission, and Helena just gives
you sex as far as I know.Also, if you drive near another girlfriend with one in your car, you'll
have three seconds to leave before your girlfriend gets out of the car and
you take a 10% cut.
- cosmo0
damn, i thought there were only two girls to take out. I haven't played GTA in a while, going to start playing again today.