NT Roast: Friday
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- todelete__2
JEVAD.
You know the rules. I'll start.
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So Jevad and I are talking and he starts telling me about the time he was at a talent agent and wanted to show his act, so he tells me that he steps forward in a tuxedo and produces two rolls of pennies from his pocket. Jevad snaps the rolls against one another, breaking them in half. At that very instant his friend rips off Jevad's pants, revealing his rather turgid wand. Pouring all one hundred pennies into one hand he snaps his fingers with his free hand and his other friend strips down and kneels at Jevad's ass. His third buddy does the same thing in front of Jevad while the now naked 4th friend begins blowing the dog.
Jevad then places five pennies in his buddies mouth, which he immediately begins pushing up Jevad's ass with his tongue.
And then I break in and was like 'WHOA WHOA DUDE, DUDE!... I know that joke. It's the aristocrats right?!?'
And Jevad was like 'what the hell is that?... I was just telling you about my weekend.'
- mattyd0
jevad is the father of every member of NT.
- blaw0
jevad is the State of Colorado's punishment for not resolving the Jean Bonnet case.
- gruntt0
jevad has a tattoo on his ass that says...
gotta have faith
... a faith, a faith - ahhhhh"
- zuna0
this roast better be good or i will put a JEVAD on all of you!
- blaw0
jevad thinks the 'f' in 'fmt' means friday.
- JazX0
jevad wears those tight sweat pants and has some that says piñata on the @ss.
- blaw0
jevad's arrival in the us is now a sanctioned british holiday.
- tkmeister0
jevad is neostar.
he's having a wonderful summer with his beautiful wife. sipping wine on the street cafe, enjoying the sunset.
- jdcomba0
jevad on left...
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/par…JUAN
- todelete__20
jevad once ate an entire spool of insulation thinking it was a giant roll of cotton candy.
- Jaline0
Jevad and his wife go to the most amazing places. All I ever got was a nonexistant internet date.
- gruntt0
i stole jevad's bike.
- JazX0
jevad was forced to leave Hong Kong, because when the Chinese took over they said his breath and farts were the cause of SARS
- e-pill0
jeved tried to fill his mouth with 12 packs of tiny chicklets but ended up swallowing them and lost the bet.
- blaw0
jevad is Dave J.'s stalker.
- tkmeister0
and i stole jevad's bike from gruntt while he was too busy chasing after high school girls.
- JazX0
gruntt is the father of jevad's first born child
- JazX0
and i stole jevad's bike from gruntt while he was too busy chasing after high school girls.
tkmeister
(Aug 12 05, 07:21)damnit I was going to say that! You stole my thnder
- gruntt0
jevad was the originator of the nerdy internet term PWN3D
- gruntt0
no matter how cool jevad tries to appear, you just know that in his head is a kenny loggins tune.