NT Roast: Thursday
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- todelete__2
GRUNTT.
same rules. keep it in good spirits.
i'll begin...
- todelete__20
gruntt is a nice guy, when he ran out of gas and sent his wife up the road with the gas can, he was kind enought to say please when he asked 'and can you bring back some beer.... please.'
- mrdobolina0
gruntt uses fabreze instead of aqua-velva.
- radar0
gruntt gargles budwieser.
- mangosnot0
Gruntt has 5 legs and walks in cartwheels.
- todelete__20
A few years ago Gruntt and a woman from NY, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says Gruntt. The NY woman turns up her nose.
"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" Gruntt thinks about this for a second.
"Where you flyin' to, bitch?"
- zuna0
grunnt is the guy in all of those axe commercials, and thinks that over priced spray on freshness wins the women.
- tehgee0
grunt tastes liek gravy
- zuna0
tehgee likes grunts gravy
- mangosnot0
grunt tastes liek gravy
tehgee
(Aug 11 05, 06:55)whooo!
- todelete__20
gruntt's 'don't go there boy' picture was bought and used exclusively for the 2005 'women against anal sex' campaign.
- Point50
gruntt is the noise I make when I'm droppin the kids off at the pool.
- gruntt0
=D
- todelete__20
the biggest city gruntt has ever been to is wal-mart.
- radar0
gruntt's so country his lunch consisits of beef jerky, cracklin, and pigs feet.
- todelete__20
gruntt thinks the first four words of the national anthem are 'gentlemen start your engines.'
- radar0
hahaha
- todelete__20
gruntt is such a redneck he had sex ed and drivers ed in the same car during high school.
- zuna0
right kOna, it was gruntts love of anal that made him move to ashville, because he thought it said assville.
- radar0
gruntt goes to church to learn new black jokes.