NT Roast: Wednesday
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- todelete__2
DEREK. let him have it.
same rules apply. keep it fun.
and to the people from across the water who can't figure out this is a comedy roast, not a chicken roast i'll explain. what you do, in a lighthearted manner, is make jokes about the person who is getting roasted... in this case derek.
have fun.
- todelete__20
the only kid i know who went to a tupperwear party for a haircut
- kelpie0
//I did get that yesterday you know K0na you big grump. pffft.
- gruntt0
Derek is the only person i know that did not realize that Ali G is a satirical character.
- MX_OnD0
I wouldn't let Derek have it
- todelete__20
his dad walks him to school cause they are both in the same grade.
:)
- kelpie0
dereks moma's so fat she [insert punchline]...
- gruntt0
derek is proof that Zoolander can reproduce.
- todelete__20
derek is a good friend. he doesn't let friends drive drunk. he gets drunk too and rides with them.
- paraselene0
that's crap, kelpie, pure crap.
derek NOT ONLY waxes his back, his legs and his bum, but also his BOLLOCKS.
!
- JazX0
Derek is so young that if he were a tree and they cut him in half he wouldn't even have one ring
- todelete__20
'the derek' makes zoolanders 'blue steele', 'magnum' and 'ferrari' look like a retarded kids face while he's squeezing out a vw from his ass while sitting on a toilet seat made of nails.
- Jaline0
I knew Derek from YM before I knew him here. I also know many people who would (almost) give their lives to meet him. Well...that was in high school...so who knows now.
- gruntt0
derek once posed for young miss.
truth is funnier than fiction.
- skt0
Derek is so stupid you could sell him his own socks for £500.
Whilst he was wearing them.
- todelete__20
one night at a bar this ventriloquist was making fun of derek with his dummy. derek got angry and stood up and yelled 'I RESENT THAT!'
the ventriloquist started apologizing to derek.
derek then looked at him and said 'you stay outta this, i'm talking to the guy on your lap motherfucker.'
- gruntt0
his clothes are so ridiculous that he has to hang out with armed gangsta's.
- Jaline0
actually, that's young & modern, gruntt ;)
they've changed what those two letter stand for, so many times now.
- gruntt0
jaline - it will forever be young miss... just because it's funnier.
=)
- Jaline0
true
- blaw0
derek auditioned for the lead role in 'smackdown', but couldn't take the hit.