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- Soler0
your momma goes fishin' with a hook and reel in the frozen food section
- davey_g0
Out of all the Momma jokes, the best one I had was already posted by Rick, damn!
- ricstultz0
You so dirty... that like, when I stopped by your house, i didnt even want to sit on the couch...
and your microwave needs to be cleaned....
and your dog stank...
and you wore that shirt yesterday.
- Soler0
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
- uberdesigner0
did your haircut come with a free bowl of soup?
- kld0
youre so big that when you swim barnacles grow on your butt.
- JAYELECTRONICA0
your dad is so short, you can see his feet on his driver's liscense.
- davey_g0
Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.
- ricstultz0
your mama got crushed when a helicopter tried landing on her Malcolm X shirt.
- JAYELECTRONICA0
your mom's wig has a chin strap.
- mangosnot0
Your so big, your t-shirt is outer space.
your so big you use garbage trucks as roler skates
your so hairy, when you take showers, you could be an extra in "gorillas in the mist"
- ThreeSevenFive0
Your'e so out of shape you could donate your body to science-fiction.
- kld0
don't diss, that bed extends 8 feet in the air and tilts side to side.
- mrdobolina0
kld has a purple nissan truck with the dancing bed.
- kld0
you either had, or still have, a mini truck and a mullet.
- emokid0
you cried because that half naked chick on that lame episode of Real World broke up with her boyfriend.
- JazX0
Yo Moma so poor, when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
- JazX0
You're so poor yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, ''I am moving my house
to another place it's too noisy out there!''
- cosmo0
your mother is arnold schwarzenegger.
- JazX0
You're so poor, you go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.