Co-workers rant
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- fullerc
I work next to this guy that sneezes so loud and so frequently it makes me flinch every time he does it, and I always have my headphones turned up to 11. He also drinks at least 12 generic Cokes a day and builds a pyramid with the empties so he can later recycle them himself for the 5ยข a pop. That wouldn't bother me so much except he knocks the pyramid over every other day.
It's gotten to the point where every morning a few of us bet the over/under on the sneezes to diet sodas ratio.Who's the most annoying co-worker you work with?
- brandelec0
i'm allergic to your stank ass and if you have a problem with my cans, say it to my face punk bitch
fullerc's best friend
(Jul 18 05, 14:37)
- jdcomba0
the guy i work closest with is getting fatter every day, he was about my size when we started working together, but he east burger king everyday, and he's just getting fat. i bring in like a sandwich and salad, and he makes fun of me, and i'm like shut up fatass, and he gets a whopper and two cheeseburgers and then takes a huge shit.
- visualplane0
Nasty
- fullerc0
I also work with this prick that keeps calling me a "punk ass bitch"!
I swear if it happens one more time......
- jdcomba0
oh yeah, and if it's really hot, like today, he just stinks, it's not even bo, it's just a nasty odor. shit. that guy is so gross.
- mg330
Hahaha, jdcomba, I read that really fast and thought you wrote "...closest with is farting more every day"
Don't ask how I derived that, I've got weird eyes yo.
- jdcomba0
no, he is though, you just read between the lines.
- cosmo0
next hit he sneezes, grab his head and smack him on the table.
- cosmo0
next hit he sneezes, grab his head and smack him on the table.
cosmo
(Jul 18 05, 14:45)hit = time.
- fullerc0
tunnel trash!!
- mg330
Sounds like he needs a few slices of bologna taped under his desk.
- jdcomba0
oh, and he's an avid fisherman, and he just talks to me about fishing like i give a shit, and he uses terms i have no idea what they mean.
i could go on forever about this guy.
- mg330
Ooooh, ooohhh, I've got it!!
The day before he will knock them all down, you need to fill each one up with Cola.
He'll think he never drank them and lose his mind.
Of course, pig blood would be much more fun.
- jcontonio0
I have a guy on the opposite side of my cubicle wall. Probably in his late 40's or early 50's. I am 25.
He is constantly on the phone talking to other people on his team about nothing. He tries to drop the keywords like xml, blog, publishing, blah blah blah so he sounds like he knows what he's doing.
It is constant, as in never stops. He thinks he's so important but I always ask him why the team stuck him over in the opposite corner of the building. IT'S SO THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU JACKASS!@!!
Oh and he has the voice of the teacher from the Wonder Years.
- vwsung18t0
my co-worker tells my boss that he can't do his job because of something i did to my boss when he thinks i'm listening to my ipod. even though he's just being lazy.
- vwsung18t0
oh yeah, i'm responsible for him getting the job. i think he wants to get me fired. i'm not sure why, he just keep trying to make me look bad to our bosses.
- jcontonio0
Does he smoke?
The next time he goes to the can, light the trash can on fire. Make sure he's doing the #2 though...
Then leave a couple cigarettes of his in there...BOOM FIRED.
- vwsung18t0
actually he's really against smoking, he calls people in our office dirty smoker if they smoke.
- mg330
Have you ever thought about having him abducted, bound, gagged, and blindfolded, and dumped on a dirt road in the Everglades?
You can get to the Everglades quickly, can't you?