corporate fucks
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- doesnotexist
i did this poster for the university, and the head honcho, the new dean, wants it to look corporate, like the poster is advertising a used car lot or something.
how do you tell these types of people, in the right way, without being rude, that theyre wrong and they dont know what theyre talking about?
- cosmo0
drop your pants and yell
"Respect the COCK!!!"
- usrper0
thought this was about office sex
- effour0
you don't....just do as your told.
- usrper0
or sleeping with your boss to get promotion
- dirtydesign0
Try to bullshit about the target audience... what's new in the design scene... the integrity of the students and the school... trying to be something it's not...
I'm about to fight a similar battle right now. I've picked up some of this lingo from my creative director. Seems to work.
- jdcomba0
yeah, tell him the way you really think. couldn't hurtt. then stab him.
- tank0
defend you design with valueable points.
i experienced if you give them solid reasons they will give you more 'freedom' in you design.
and i work for reallty coorparrate fuckers...coca cola,stella artois,jupiler,campbell's,schwep... work all the time though...
g'luck.
tell them the university needs the elvevate themself from the normal stuff.
- anon0
yeah yeah. do whatever they want. who fucking cares. pick up the pay, cash it. go out, have fun.
- emokid0
give up. accept defeat and give them what they want. admit that designers don't run the show but are mere monkeys working to please the client.
then weep. i will do the same.
- anon0
we all are monkeys.
- JazX0
just do what they want it pays you dude. inevitably, it's about the $
- tkmeister0
try to sleep with his daughter.
- anon0
or son.
- jdcomba0
eh, just take money, stab in leg, run away.
- tank0
hmmm...i'm dissapointed about the replies in here..monkeys?
c'mon.
- anon0
actually try every possible family member (just to be sure).
- fate_redux0
Educating the client is half the battle.
- anon0
yes we all are monkeys, we all dance for money.
- usrper0
try to sleep with his daughter.
tkmeister
(Jul 15 05, 11:39)if "trying" doesnt work out, use force
- dirtydesign0
mac monkey