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- soda0
I'm still not convinced by your pubic explanations. I have just shaved all hair off of my body just in case.
I may be up for a Canary Wharf swifty tonight...although it's way too far for me to come down for only a swifty...
- pascii0
shaved the hair? pussy!
- paraselene0
...although it's way too far for me to come down for only a swifty...
soda
(Jul 15 05, 08:30)what if we made it a-
no, no, i just can't bring myself to say it.
c'mon down, soda! puh-leeze?
*tugs on soda's apronstings
we'll defos see you through to a propa buzz, baby, you know you can count on us!
- determinedmoth0
.although it's way too far for me to come down for only a swifty...
soda
(Jul 15 05, 08:30)Yeah come on. I rang the girlfriend about tonight and what to do and she said fucking swimming yeah? In water like.............. So balls to that. Come rescue me soda. I dont wanna go swimming. I wanna drink fuckin' GIN!
- versa0
i'm 30 on Aug 13
life's still good tho
- soda0
I think you need to go swimming my good friend!
Hmmm.. I really could do with NOT going out tonight.
I'm really tempted.
But I'm also really skint and RRRREEEAALY hung over.Plus I just ate a nasty Turkey burger and it's starting to knock on my back door agressive like....
- rson0
jan 13 :(
- soda0
arrrrgggg!!
and now I get scary stalker txts from para!!!
- paraselene0
*giggles maniaically!
- vespa0
Plus I just ate a nasty Turkey burger and it's starting to knock on my back door agressive like....
soda
(Jul 15 05, 08:52)ewwwwwwwww soooooda!!!
- determinedmoth0
arrrrgggg!!
and now I get scary stalker txts from para!!!
soda
(Jul 15 05, 08:53)Fucking right you treacherous cunt. Get you're ass over here or I'll come find you and take a belt to it. I mean to have GIN.
- paraselene0
I think you need to go swimming my good friend!
Hmmm.. I really could do with NOT going out tonight.
I'm really tempted.
But I'm also really skint and RRRREEEAALY hung over.Plus I just ate a nasty Turkey burger and it's starting to knock on my back door agressive like....
soda
(Jul 15 05, 08:52)soda. the big tease, suddenly proves that 31 is actually very old. fuck it, pascii, i was wrong. it's all downhill backdoor turkey burgers from here on out.
pfft.
vespa, promise me we won't end up all weak like these old men! weak! shadow of 'is former self!
- vespa0
vespa, promise me we won't end up all weak like these old men! weak! shadow of 'is former self!
paraselene
(Jul 15 05, 08:55)pfft. you know there's no chance.
*swigs champagne from bottle
**buuuuuuuup
- chossy0
I'm going to be the best old man in the world :D
- determinedmoth0
i hope newstoday is still here when I'm 70.
- determinedmoth0
Soda. Get over here now.
- kelpie0
hello
that praying thread didnt half biff me out by-the-way :(
at least I got a gin. What's this I hear about old Soda being a pure gurl and no comin out to play
shocking I tell you.
- paraselene0
can you imagine it, kelpie? i mean, if you lived in the greater metropolitan area, i'm sure that neither wild horses nor lack of an appropriate dinner jacket would keep you from our illustrious company. some people don't know what they've got until it's gone.
*sigh
- determinedmoth0
shocking I tell you.
kelpie
(Jul 15 05, 09:02)I didn't see you two weeks ago either....
- paraselene0
shocking I tell you.
kelpie
(Jul 15 05, 09:02)I didn't see you two weeks ago either....
determinedmoth
(Jul 15 05, 09:07)EASY, killer. poor lad lives in glasgow, ferchrissake!