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- alkanenine
there is a fly in the office and i just want to get a shotgun and shoot it down.
- kelpie0
that may be deemed an over reaction by your employers.
- silencer0
fuckin kill them all man.
- skt0
Nah, you want an intercontinental ballistic missile.
- Kevin_Sweeney0
how about a fly-swatter or newspaper instead? if daniel laruso can do it with chopsticks, i think you got this one covered, ace.
- alkanenine0
i can use my indesign for dummies book. get some use out of it.
- paraselene0
in some cases, only anthrax will really do.
- alkanenine0
or ill use my breakfast machine.
- watermelon_kid0
dude when i was in art school, whenever there'd be a big ass fly in my dorm room i'd let off a quick squirt of spray-mount - the fucker would just stop flying and fall out of the sky like a rock
- skt0
or ill use my breakfast machine.
alkanenine
(Jul 11 05, 06:39)Thats what i'm going to call my toaster from now on. He he. thanks for that.
- kelpie0
hahahaha
- mikotondria20
remember that a fly jumps up and back and little bit when it takes off, so wait till the little fucker lands somewhere and clap your hands behind it about 4 inches above and 2 inches behind. (flies dont know metric)..
The filthy disease ridden shit-eating, piss drinking little bastard will see your hands coming together and leap off his hairy maggot-making little arse to get away and you can crush him. Be sure to say 'ooroagh!!' menacingly, as you lick the yellow red and black mulch off your hands in slow motion.
Above all, flies are cheap protein.
- kelpie0
you forgot to say "period" at the end there Mr Definitive ;)
- alkanenine0
um rrrriiiighhhttt
- stem0
We've got loads of flyin' antsover here - I can send a squadron over?
- alkanenine0
no thank you.
- silencer0
"i'd let off a quick squirt of spray-mount - the fucker would just stop flying and fall out of the sky like a rock
watermelon_kid"
(Jul 11 05, 06:40)I concur!
- stem0
silencer - sinister!
I would love to see a 'slo-mo' of that!
hehehe!
- alkanenine0
i finally killed it with my mouse pad.
victory is mine!
- garettwest0
there is a fly in the office and i just want to get a shotgun and shoot it down.
alkanenine
(Jul 11 05, 06:35)that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.
use a bazooka.