locked down my halloween costume
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- ethios0
HOLY SHIT! What a beast of a woman.
- jevad0
hot
i want pics
- shellie0
i saw serena play once. she walks like a man, with her arms out like those guys do when they work out so much their arms no longer swing at their sides..
her legs do something similar. but she destroyed this russian girl. DESTROYED.
a lady should never have a thick ass neck.
- uberdesigner0
she's packing heat
- shellie0
where does one find butt pads.
- spendogg0
dont forget the banana size bulge in your undies.
- arinya0
thats a man, man!
- mrdobolina0
shellie, you gotta do it with the bo derek beads.
- |oo|0
butt pads on aisle 6, next to the knee pads
- JazX0
wear those padded skin things
- Nac0
go to kmart...inflatables are 50% off this week
- shellie0
i think people will get it faster.. with my tennis racket.. and the wig with the beads....
and walk around making man like grunts.
HUHHHHHHHHH *fails arm with tennis racket around wildly*
- shellie0
my friend todd shall be God's gift to women.
a big present tag on his front that says
To: Women
From: GodI really want my friend justin to be an ipod shuffle, because he's tall and blonde, and screaming to wear all white.
- mg330
- shellie0
*flails
- shellie0
im sure i can just go to compton and find a wig with all that shit on it.. you know.. the wigs that those bald headed crackheads wear.
- shellie0
please, will somebody be tom cruise for halloween.. and find a black friend to be oprah
- Nac0
nah thats too gangsta...just go buy one of those beaded curtains and spin your head in it...you will be straight with that
- todelete__20
muscles? steroids.
done deal.