american cheese
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- TheTick0
Kid's seem to like it. And isn't it the name of a Primus record...?
- todelete__20
*takes splenda packets from mouth
oh shit...
- todelete__20
french cheese is worse. as soon as you try and eat it it jumps off your plate and runs.
i keed i keed.
- TheTick0
kOna, you're thinking of the Surrender Cheeses that were made by the Vichy french back in WW II....
- todelete__20
i HATE cottage cheese. especially on chicks' asses.
i feel like takin a baking roller to their ass and roll that shit out.
- QuincyArcher0
I remember when i was both young and naive, i tried some...and nearly threw up...
- shellie0
american cheese is almost as bad as velveta. its 2 steps away from not having to be refrigerated.
- todelete__20
is american that kraft square like cheese?!? or is american the orange shit that tastes like monkey butt?
- TheTick0
Wait..I need to refridgerate the stuff? Oh, this explains a lot of things when I was growing up now...
- alkanenine0
light the lettuce bishes!
- shellie0
yes k77. there has been tests done on the produce in california, and during certain months, there is an alarming amount of rocket fuel found in everything in the produce section not imported.
- shellie0
it comes in the individual plastic singles. i just threw away something that had it on it... i cannot bring myself to eat that crap. GRRR stupid sandwhich shoppe.
- todelete__20
american cheese is what turns hamburgers into cheeseburgers. without it cheeseburgers would not exist and we'd all be putting limburger cheese on our meat.
do you want that shellie? smelly ass cheese in your mouth? i think not.
- grayhood0
if they could find a way to make three cheese ranch dressing an alcoholic beverage i would be a much happier man.
- mrdobolina0
what would you use to make ghetto grilled cheese without them?
- backwards0
a grilled cheese sandwich isnt a grilled cheese sandwich unless you use a kraft single. please believe it.
- doesnotexist0
mmmm grilled cheese
- mrdobolina0
other cheese just dont melt correctly. they are all oily and shit.
- backwards0
DOBS KNOWS
- shellie0
KONA JUST GIVE ME SOME CHEDDER!