entertain me.
entertain me.
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- paddywop
I'm really bored, i've got nothing to do but i still have to stay here til 6.30.
Will somebody tell me a joke please
- skt0
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
- Blofeldt0
In the distance .... a dog barked
- codfather0
This bloke walks into a pub and says to a woman, "Can I smell your fanny?". She says "Most certainly not!" and he says "Well, it must be your feet then!".
- JazX0
see joke thread