If you die today
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- kingjulien0
"I've never seen someone spend 8 hours so effortlessly trying to decide how best to spend those 8 hours."
- todelete__20
i told my mom once after we went to the grave of my aunt (whom was her twin) how i wanted my stone.
a reflective black, smooth sides and top, tall enough so that when people kneel down to look at it they can see themselves in the reflection, remembering that they are always a part of me just like i am of them. and at the bottom i told her i wanted 'dude, your fly is open' inscribed. haha.
she laughed.
- gruntt0
nice kona. to make someone laugh at a time like that is gold.
- blaw0
'dude, your fly is open'
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that is a great idea! too funny.
- mg330
oh,
and my mom got really mad. But I will make sure that in my will I'm to be dressed in clothes more expensive than I've ever had.In fact, I may have it written up that I'm to be dressed in a bespoke suit, made on Savile Row in London. Not been there yet but I figure before I'm really in the ground for good may as well pay a visit!
Drat! Here I go thinking that, and I've already told my parents that I want my ashes shot into space. They have agreed to comply.
http://www.net.info.nl/leary/spa…
I have a $60K life insurance policy that should just about cover that.
- kingjulien0
"I don't know what he was doing in the bathroom all those years, but he sure wasn't combing his hair as he claimed."
- todelete__20
i want to be burried with a full weight bench and weights.
- mg330
Kona, you can always use my desired epitaph if you wish:
"In death as in life, always good for a laugh"
With an as yet untaken photo of myself wearing a fake mustache.
- blaw0
"who'd have thought... 'a little hard work' actually did kill him."
- mg330
I think it would be cool to have sensors in the ground above a casket, and a speaker in the headstone that said "Ouch! You're standing on me you jerkoff!"
- fr0st0
I want my head stone to have the same mirror they had in the Haunted Mansion ride in Disneyland... so anytime they missed me they can just sit by the head stone and see me and them chillin'
- gruntt0
i love that idea frost!
- tim5250
they'd probably say, 'he never gained weight. i bet he never ate. that's why he's dead now.'
- blaw0
'apparently mrs.law has been forgiven and her punishment ends.'
- blaw0
^that was supposed to be in the tombstone thread, but works fine here, too.
- saroose0
I just hope they remember me. In the words of Spike Milligan...
"I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- RainbowBend0
"i wonder who he was"
- peteski0
... the bathroom will go unpainted.
- blaw0
peteski, i love your fmt photo this week.
- Rand0
that's his wife!