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- usrper0
i only got 45, i think mainly because i put "whistling to myself in the bus stop" and "none of the above for the last one.
o well, different people have different sense of humor
- todelete__20
AAAHAHAHA@brandelec!
- MrDinky0
Kona
usrper do not have a gf to pump or hump
sad really
- usrper0
i dont have a gf to pump, hump, NOR dump
- todelete__20
nah. i put none of the above for the last one too but i would have made fart sounds on the bus. i've done it before.
- usrper0
hahha
- anzelina0
didn't get to see the craiglist post as it's been taken down
:(
- brandelec0
anzie...
"I have always had a serious gastric problem, so whenever I absolutely couldn't hold it, I would try and make a joke, like the old "pull my finger" trick, so as to divert the embarrassment. Anyway, today after a shower, with just a towel on, I went into my room to get dressed. My girlfriend was in the room as I dropped my towel and felt a fart coming on. While hiking up my leg to flatulate I said, "This is how much I love you" at the same time I dropped a big ol' crap on the floor. At that moment, we just stared in horror and disbelief with our jaws agape! I absolutely could not, in the farthest reaches of my brain, believe I had just dropped a load on the floor in front of my girlfriend!!I screamed, "Don't look at it!" and jumped into bed and hid under the covers."
- grafholic0
please make sure to post NSFW when it is.
fonkin thanks.
- Soler0
NWS
(my earlier postI i apologize
- clerk0
he
- ricstultz0
that was fucking funny... the horror.
- mg330
I hope you're talking about the FedEx furniture!
It's awesome!!
http://www.fedexfurniture.com
- MrDinky0
was this worth a thread?
yes
- mrdobolina0
this is why you dont drop ass in front of your lady.
- todelete__20
this was the part that got me
"...I screamed, "Don't look at it!" and jumped into bed and hid under the covers."
- brandelec0
if she leaves, it was never meant to be