Glastonbury – Get in!!
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- Dancer
http://www.glastonburyfestivals.…
Yes I am staying in a tent, in a field, underneath the elements ("hail stones like golf balls" I hear). Gonna spend 4 days like a hippy, sharing my shit and a four day stench with 120,000 others and I can't fucking wait.
Anyone else going?
- MX_OnD0
nyet komrad Dance
- Dancer0
Really?
You not done T in the park?
I thought you would enjoy that kinda ting
- save0
Bloody hippies....
- Dancer0
Yeah Dude!
Save you must've of done a festival or 2 in the past?
- MX_OnD0
I would enjoy it for sure....
but have other "festivities" this year ;)
- kelpie0
never done glasto - by neccessity neither will I be heading to any others this year (no sonar, one down 3 to go - big chill, T & glasto)
enjoy yoursel :)
- CaP0
was there on 2000, worked a little and enjoyed it even more... amazin experience, i'd love to repeat it!!
i might go next year...
- lowimpakt0
look the reality is over. let it die.
this is a mutant of the real thing
- save0
- at home
- Glastonbury on tv
- sofa
- drink
- clean toilet
- no hippies
- no dogs with rope leads
- no fire eaters
- clean bed
- kelpie0
- slippers
-Daily Mail;)
- Kuz0
do you guys wanna hear my glastonbury story? it's salacious and full of tragedy.. and quite funny
- MX_OnD0
do you guys wanna hear my glastonbury story? it's salacious and full of tragedy.. and quite funny
Kuz
(Jun 23 05, 03:02)AYE!
- Dancer0
I can hear Kuz rattling away on his keyboard now.
- save0
I can hear Kuz rattling away on his keyboard now.
Dancer
(Jun 23 05, 03:08)...and typing his story.
- Kuz0
well it ain't that exciting. I went to do some work for a bunch of ex-squady chav scousers who were doing the security for Glasto in the hope that we'd get to get into the festival gratis. Got down there and the wankers, highly unprofessional idiots that they were, were like, no no, none of you can go into the festival when you’re off duty, we don’t wanna risk our contract bla bla. So well basically we quit, cos it was a pile of pants. Half my mates got a lift home and me and my other mate were stranded with very little cash in the middle of fucking glasto. So we were gonna walk to the coach station but then my mate, cos he’s a giant tit, walks up to the car of the dodgiest toothless crack-head and asks for a lift to the coach station. Who then drives us, and then is like, “it’s ok, I’ll drive you all the way to London if you want” we was like “eh? Now why would he do that?” Well we’re driving down the motorway and the fucker is staring at me, like really staring at me, grinning, snickering, not even watching the road, almost crashes the car twice. Starts telling us he comes to Glastonbury every year to sell pills and that innit. So I’m like woteva. But he wont stop staring at me! Of course I’m in the front seat. It was then that I noticed his shorts had a hole in it, out of which was protruding his pink penis. Which he was stroking gently whilst learing at me. I tried to make a signal to my “friend” in the back seat, who was happily oblivious looking out the window. And then he snickered and started wanking with quite some gusto. And I thought, fuck, on the motorway, in the middle of nowhere, this man, London 2-3hours away. Fuck. Luckily he spotted a Service station, lastseconddotcom, at which point he quite wrecklessly swung his car into the car park and went to the shop to get some whatever. And I said, “thank you, we’ll be fine from here” and mate was like “what? Why? He can take us to London”. I was like “NO, get your stuff, we’re fine here”. And yeah, so ended up getting a taxi to Bristol and then a coach from there to the sanctuary of Londinium to sleep on my mates sofa. Before returning home to Leeds. And that fucker, my “mate” still owes me £60 from bailing his ass outta there
- kelpie0
oh man :0
- save0
woah!!!
- MX_OnD0
ouch, ya bas.
- Dancer0
Fucking hell I feel quite sick now.
23mins to go
Peace and love
- MX_OnD0
Oi Dancer... you got dem pics of me pre-boke still??