your past jobs?
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- donbrewer0
I used to be Philip Dick. But, I died. Now I live in the Matrix.
- gruntt0
i just assumed "rock star" would have appeared somewhere in vespa's list.
- canuck0
Esso (cashier)
Pesticide Sprayer
Golf Club Maintenance
UPS Parcel Loader
Pool Renovator
e-learning Intern
Jr Web Jockey
Freelance ManhoorThe tender age of 24.
- vespa0
i just assumed "rock star" would have appeared somewhere in vespa's list.
gruntt
(Jun 23 05, 05:45)that's next!
- rasko40
I was really too busy being a beach bum in my youth to have loads of jobs, much to my parents disgust. Actually, they threw me out once for my 'whatever' attitude. But I had a few jobs and managed to wangle the small amount of money I needed to survive by amongst other things, selling conkers to kids at school when I was 10, selling stolen surf stickers to kids at school age 12, selling surf gear from a well known manufacturer who's friends dad happened to work for and store stuff in his garage, stealing xmas presents to order, stealing VCR's from school, carol singing for weed money, selling weed and acid (to pay for weed and acid)
paperboy
kitchen porter
case porter
restaurant skivvy
waiter
traffic surveyer
dtp lamer
designer
freelanceoh yeah I once was accepted onto a web design course at southbank uni but lasted half a day because at lunchtime they asked me to wear a shirt and tie next time, so I said I won't be returning.
I'm a good boy now though.
- nessdog0
Unpleasantries -
One time, when cleaning the bogs in the Halifax Building Society headquarters, I had to remove a used condom from the urinals.
When I worked as a care assistant, I was looking after a man who was ridden with, what started as bowel cancer. I had to clean his sheets ever hour because he used to leak this tar like smelly gue from his bottom. Bless his soul.
- vespa0
haha rasko you little skank grommet!
nessdog i reckon toilet cleaning jobs at a tender age builds character... that said i got the sack from my dodgy pool hall job for refusing to clean a toilet that had had the proper trainspotting treatment on my shift. happy bday for tomorrow!
omg have you guys read kingjulien's? brilliant!
- nessdog0
what's kingjulien's?
- gruntt0
kingjulien's old job is fantastic.
- erokcom0
I am 25..
:-)
- gunforhire0
hey kld yeh its me :P