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- kelpie
anyone who appreciates a good bit of vitriol should find some goodness in here (forwarded to me earlier).
Potentialy timelinable?
here we go then:
--------->>>Subject: Re: appology for negative posts - George Johnston
Date: Mon, 02 Feb 1998 20:55:44 -0800
From: heekster
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Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles.harley, alt.motorcycles.harleyGeorge Johnston wrote:
> This post is being sent to Netcom. This whole episode is also under
> investigation by others and I won't comment on it further. The subject isfar from closed.
>
> Like I said, in the future you may want to think before making libelous posts."Well, well, well. The pathetic little cocksucker is back. And the first thing you post is insulting, demeaning bait of no consequence. Still no internet friends, George? Perhaps, it is because you do nothing but snipe at people, and try to get them fired from their jobs, or have their ISPs cancel their service. Still posting poorly thought out bait, and then cancelling the posts, you rat-like, craven, half-faced, futilitarian? You rude little, bilious baboon. You would give intestinal nematodes a bad name. You are a snitch, a stool-pigeon, a tattler, a squealer, a fink, a ferret, a weasel. You dirty rat.
You are what the British refer to, as a git. You are a lout, a varlet, a puttock. You are a bootless, clay-brained, puking bugbear. You are an artless miscreant. Your mind is warped. You are an off topic post in the news group, rec.human.life. And I wish you would go away, for Avogadro's week-end. You're the best at all you do - and all you do is
make people hate you. You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light. All your quantum numbers are either 0, or negative.Remember me? You tried to complain to my ISP. Well, binky, I'm still here, same ISP, and you are still a smegma mouthed fellator of yaks. My
ISP now knows what a beef-witted, unrighteous, whining shitheel you
really are. As do most of the ISP's in North America.I have seen mold spores with more personal character than you. The utter vacuity of your social, moral, intellectual, and scrotal capacities, is without equal. You are emotionally bankrupt. I wish I had a blueprint for your brain; I'm trying to build an idiot. Your
incessant misanthropy marks you apart from the rest of humanity. You goatish, cod-faced, dog-hearted backslider. Go away. No one wants to read what you have to say. You are a waste of flesh, oxygen, and bandwidth. You remind me of opium, a slow working dope. When you were
born, I'll bet the doctor slapped your mother. Or at least, seriously considered it.Once again, there is no point debating your disesteem. Once again, I have placed the half dozen of your email addresses in my twit filter. Why any normal person would need that many, I don't know, but given your prediliction for soiling yourself, it somehow makes sense, in a Bizzaro world kind of logic.
We know who you are; what you are; you have no friends in these news groups. I doubt that you have any friends, anywhere. One of these
days, someone is gonna grab you by the ears, and pull you on like a sock.the heekster HSB #18"
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"I wish I had a blueprint for your brain; I'm trying to build an idiot." hee hee hee
someone needs a valium :)
- MX_OnD0
"....and you are still a smegma mouthed fellator of yaks...."
my new favourite insult.
- saroose0
have you read "Confederacy of Dunces"?
rant-tastic!
- kelpie0
*adds to shopping list
my fave on there is
"all your prime numbers are 0 or negative"
When Geeks Attack!! score 50 pts :)