Enter title:free sex for all?
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- coco_ono
Enter topic: i reallyt don't know how this works. i don't. i'm a lost puppy.
- spongebob0
nice way to start NT.
- blackspade0
hehe
you'll werk it out
- todelete__20
you (girl) + asian + you said free sex for all on nt = free sex by all the dudes here who haven't been laid since the last time they typed ineedboobs.com in their address window.
i'd say that post is a good start.
- coco_ono0
okay...okay. i think i got it now.
- todelete__20
okay...okay. i think i got it now.
coco_ono
(Jun 16 05, 20:27)what? how to respond or the free sex?
- coco_ono0
um...how to make zuchini bread.
- todelete__20
grab a zuchini
but it in the oven at bake 350 for 6 days. whalla.
- airey0
is your old man giving those rub'n'tug massages again? he always was one for the 'happy ending' god bless 'em!
- coco_ono0
you guys are speedy at this.
- airey0
that's what your mum sai... ahh, i can't do it. even i'm bored with the mum jokes. dammit. there goes my reason for being...
- todelete__20
you guys are speedy at this.
coco_ono
(Jun 16 05, 20:32)i've heard that before... but it was in bed.
thanks for reminding me. :(
- coco_ono0
damnit, i should have posted "Free egg rolls" instead of SECKS...mistake on my part.
- spncr0
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
- airey0
actually your first mistake was joing this damnable message board. it's all downhill for you my son.
- usrper0
i suck.
- todelete__20
wait. you meant egg rolls NOT sex!?! haha. that is some word mixup.
be careful the next time you go out to a restaurant. you may ask for a side of anal.
- usrper0
bobo anal
- coco_ono0
mm. anus.
- airey0
does anyone else have a sticky, red substance oozing from their nether regions? just wondering if they have better ointment than i?
- mydo0
sorry no. but i did sleep with a fat girl last night. it was free sex. but i really shouldn't have.