PVN Anthology IV
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- Crouwel0
wow. me too!
we should chat.
- Nairn0
we should chat.
Crouwel
(Sep 19 07, 11:25)You are. In an anthology thread.
Whilst you're both at it - why not take the opportunity to share lubing and embroidery tips?
- k0na_an0k0
NO TALKING IN THE ANTHOLOGY THREAD!
crouwel. you're my new best friend. call me every five minutes.
*skips off
- Crouwel0
he'd beat you down to your knees with his hand steel.
then he'd fuck you roughly to begin with then more tenderly.
chossy
(Sep 19 07, 12:58)
- edd-e0
Yes folks, thats right. I am the hatian. Now just give me a moment while I clear your minds of that memory....
cacoe
(Oct 10 07, 17:22)
- wunderbra0
ooh, here it come.
i'm guessing she's a fatty. or if not a fatty, then a total minger.
i ONCE fucked a fatty. Her face weren't *too* bad - but she was a lard ass. FAT and fucking dimply thighs.
Here's the thing with ugly/fat girls - they *usually* have low-self-esteem. Obviously this one's an LSE girl. This means you can be propa filthy with them. This is good.
This one fatty i fucked, man her ass was so big, i couldn't even manouevre my cock inside her. Id do it doggy, no go, too much ass in the way. I'd do it missionary and sort of come down from the top trying to guide it in like a missile. No go, too much thighs, kept popping out.
Man i thought fuck this shit, i started pounding the folds of her fat with my cock.
This chick was GRATEFUL for what she got. I jumped on her face and made her lick my arsehole - somthering her with my butt cheeks. Rusty-trombone that shit. I stuck my thumb up in her ass. I flipped her over and fucked her from every angle like a monkey humping a sow.
By the end of it, my sheets had blood, cum, and shit stains all over - it was HARD CORE. When she left, that same night, she was totally fucking confused. Liek "wtf just happened????"
In her mental view of the world two things happened:
1) Holy shit, i just got pounded by some freak!!!
2) Well at least i got laid.In other words - everyone's a winner!!
PS - Make sure you have lots of condoms. I used up three with my fatty, cos i kept going soft. In the end i fucked her bareback - which was STUPID, no motta how freaky it was.
Good luck.
Kuz
(Oct 11 07, 06:44)
- wunderbra0
*relieved
Jaline
(Oct 14 07, 11:19)i bet you are.
was pretty good wasn't it?
skt
(Oct 14 07, 11:27)
- edd-e0
every time a newly registered screen name begins posting things left and right, i can't help but feel that it is jazx.
emokid
(Oct 19 07, 15:57)
- wunderbra0
Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit.
skt
(Oct 25 07, 02:22)editor's note:
he's so romantic!
- edd-e0
wait!
capsize=bonseff
_eh_=canuck
janne=wunderbra
detritus=nairn
rusty_shackle=jatrol lz_x??
lvl_13
(Oct 30 07, 16:03)nice names!!
- wunderbra0
yes, yes
I scan my ffffound entries hoping for ideas to suck the life out of
Rand
(Nov 2 07, 11:55)
- Witt0
i had one dead pixel. turned pale pretty quickly. then it was all over for this pixel. after a while, the whole screen went black..
turned out the other pixels all went to his funeral.
wunderbra
(Nov 4 07, 12:49)
- capsize0
janne felt good, emo wants to send out xmas cards, rand is at the end of his rope, the pats won, perth is far far away, scooter cops suck, t-mobile copyrighted magenta, dopepope and epill have birthdays, the black book projects failed miserably, janne stopped feeling good and felt sentimental, somebody came up with a new music player, pot, comics, everyone's bored. that about covers the last three years.
GreedoLives
(Nov 4 07, 19:15)
- _salisae_0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
that was as big as I could get it.
kelpie
(Nov 5 07, 06:56)
- capsize0
Thanks, I'm just so perplexed. The only time I've been to NJ was on the way to France.
mg33
(Nov 5 07, 10:33)
- designerror0
i had one dead pixel. turned pale pretty quickly. then it was all over for this pixel. after a while, the whole screen went black..
turned out the other pixels all went to his funeral.
wunderbra
(Nov 4 07, 12:49)lol
what a classic dutchboy answer
- version30
i had one dead pixel. turned pale pretty quickly. then it was all over for this pixel. after a while, the whole screen went black..
turned out the other pixels all went to his funeral.
wunderbra
(Nov 4 07, 12:49)
Witt
(Nov 4 07, 12:59)
- wunderbra0
rolling down the street smoking endo, huffing on piss and shit...laid back with my mind on my butthash and my butthash on my mind
M0NEYCIDE
(Nov 5 07, 14:20)see sick shit thread for more gems haha..
- kelpie0
Help me...
...write a 1 paragraph, 6-10 sentence bio plz.Preferably it should include the following words:
Awseome, brit, Wham and/or bryan adams, hong kong, london, interactive, rock.
...though not necessarily in that order...
jevad
(Nov 5 07, 13:46)For the sake of professionalism if we could forsake 'fuck off' for 'bloody' and try and fit 'rad' and 'the goonies' in there too..that would be sweet.
jevad
(Nov 5 07, 13:55)I am an Awesome Brit when I stayed in Hong Kong I learned about the 'pull-through and display' sex technique, similar to the highly Interactive London grub shunt, I used to Rock the knuckle children but I have to say 'Pull-through and display' is Rad and the inventor of this technique unsurprisingly was lunk from 'The Goonies'.
HEY YOU GUYS!!
chossy
(Nov 6 07, 02:10)
- flavorful0
i hate people based on their posting patterns. and if they can't tell the difference between your and you're. i mean, if you can't even get that right then clearly your a moron.
emokid
(Nov 2 07, 14:23)hahahah, that was wonderful.