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- kelpie0
*rolls 99 and destroys thread and pisstaker who created it ;)
- driftlab0
draws +5 vorpal nerd and blocks thread destroyer.
- kelpie0
wait, but you can't do that, cos I am teh Dungeon Master and I'll take my fucking dice and bits of paper and big book away and then you'll rot in teh hellfires of oblivion tortured by the Balrog of Zethtimor (or some shit)...
- e-pill0
isnt it true that ad&d kids become rulers of the werld?
- driftlab0
it is true. i am one of those rulers.
- e-pill0
do you have a wizards hat?
- driftlab0
yes. and robe to boot.
- SteveJobs0
*prepares for final blow of destruction...
i put on my wizard hat and robe
- e-pill0
cock of the infinite level 12?
- JazX0
apparently you can win an award too!
- pascii0
*summons 10'ooo farting golems
- driftlab0
*drops back to prepare spell of Pandora's stool loosening.
- e-pill0
DONT SHOOT THE POTION!
- pascii0
charisma -12
- driftlab0
hahaha
- JazX0
you stole gruntt and my thunder!~